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by **Didn't I?** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:20:28

Woody wrote:Between the Phils' suckitude, the political battles, the crack smoking, drunkiness and adultery near-misses, BSG now stands for "Best Soap-opera Going"

I'm trying to get some hooker talk going but no one's biting.

by **meatball** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:46:05

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:47:20

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
This rocks the house.

Does this mean we don't have to fight anymore?

by **uncle milt** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:50:10

jerseyhoya wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
This rocks the house.

Does this mean we don't have to fight anymore?

you really wanna fight a crackhead?

by **Woody** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:51:36

you'd have to catch him first, and i think we all know how that story goes

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:53:55

I don't want to fight at all. But he keeps threatening to beat me up and stuff. It happens pretty much every time we get drunk. So like once a night, on average.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 13:04:28

Didn't I? wrote:
Woody wrote:Between the Phils' suckitude, the political battles, the crack smoking, drunkiness and adultery near-misses, BSG now stands for "Best Soap-opera Going"

I'm trying to get some hooker talk going but no one's biting.

My roommate has been to the Wishy Washy on 12th and Race at least twice, and he only told me about it the one time.

Sounds like 200 bucks well spent, to be perfectly honest.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 13:05:07

jerseyhoya wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
This rocks the house.

Does this mean we don't have to fight anymore?

We're good, unless the Eagles start 0-4 or something like that.

by **Didn't I?** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 13:29:53

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:
Woody wrote:Between the Phils' suckitude, the political battles, the crack smoking, drunkiness and adultery near-misses, BSG now stands for "Best Soap-opera Going"

I'm trying to get some hooker talk going but no one's biting.

My roommate has been to the Wishy Washy on 12th and Race at least twice, and he only told me about it the one time.

Sounds like 200 bucks well spent, to be HAMELS honest.

My friends and I ordered a hooker in Montreal by accident. We wanted a dancer, but this girl showed up, half-asleep wearing an ace bandage around her knee and was like, "Who's first?" We were like, uh, what? So we had to decide whether to have them send over a dancer like we wanted or audible to the girl with the bad knee. Since we all chipped in $20 and no one wanted to pay for anyone else's good time, we opted to send her out and wait for the dancer. Of course, she never came and we were each out $20. Totally worth it though just to meet an 18-year old hooker wearing an ace bandage.

/no one judge me

by **td11** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 13:31:24

bahaha housh you did crack!!? i lol'd so hard.

by **td11** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 13:32:32

"Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life"

"Joe Rogan, there's something you might not know about me... ... ...

... I SMOKE ROCKS"

bahaheheahaha

by **meatball** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 14:06:00

We are a bunch of productive working Americans today.

by **Woody** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 15:06:30

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 15:10:07

NO SHIRT
NO SHOES
NO PROBLEM

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 15:10:27

Hah. In small towns, everyone ends up at Wal-Mart once or twice a week, minimum. Thus, you're likely to run into someone you know, and you need to look presentable. However, for whatever reason, you almost never had that experience at Dollar General.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 16:38:20

I just found out about the one-year grace period for wedding gifts.

God bless America.

by **Woody** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 16:48:57

Seriously?

I wonder how much this cost them

by **Phight On!** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 17:06:06

My hooptie failed inspection 45 days ago for a bad passenger side front strut and today was the last day to get it re-inspected or our registration would get suspended. So I tell my wife to take it today since an inspection station is 5 minutes from where she works and a friend of the family is working on the other car. She pulls in and the guy looks the paperwork over and says, "They failed you for this??? We don't even test for struts anymore." A few people looked at the paperwork and agreed so they run it through, it passes, and we get a new sticker until 2010.

I don't know if:

A) They didn't know what they were doing at this place or the original place
B) They stopped testing struts in the 45 days from the original inspection date and today
C) Or if I should smell my wife's breath when she gets home

by **Phight On!** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 17:06:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I just found out about the one-year grace period for wedding gifts.

God bless America.

I thought that was for Thank You cards?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 17:10:08

Everyone's telling me you have a full year, and now they're even telling me that since I'm just a date for someone - although I know the bride pretty well - I don't have to get anything.

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