Bucky wrote:"Can't Hardly Wait" is trying desperately to be "Some Kind of Wonderful" and failing miserably.
td11 wrote:meatball wrote:I would let Carrie Underwood have sex with me.
if she lost some weight or something. i mean, i guess. if i HAD to.
VoxOrion wrote:Some blogger leaked studio quality tracks, you can hear them on YouTube.
Phight On! wrote:So Billy Mac and I go to the game last night and there was this loud obnoxious dude sitting behind us that had something to say about everything about when he was a baseball coach- blah blah blah. I'll hand it to him as he was right in certain instances- for example when Saunders walked Myers and then Bad Jimmy swings at the first pitch and popped it up or whatever. Ok fine, bitch and moan- pretty much everybody was. When Myers gave up the HR to Aybar everybody was pretty pissed and upset after we rallied in the bottom of the 7th but this dude went absolutely ballistic. Cursing left and right, calling Myers a wifebeater and a bully, etc... So I calmly turned around and said, "Hey bud, why don't you calm down a bit." I wasn't aggressive in the least, I just asked him to tone it down a little. He replied, "Why don't you mind your own business?" So I just calmly replied, "Listen, we're surrounded by kids, they don't need to hear that stuff." The weird part is I'm the farthest thing from being the "WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!!11" guy but at that point I guess I just came to the conclusion that any other response and it was probably going to be on (I didn't notice who the guy was or what he looked like- he could have been 6'10" 350 lbs until I turned around and he turned out to be an older guy maybe in his mid-late fifties). In fact I know that it would have been on if I was 10 years younger as soon as he said "business" whether beating up and older dude looked good on my resume or not. Regardless, I don't know if he realized he was being a dick or that he just bit off way more than he could chew but after a few seconds he simply said, "You're right" and then maybe 30 seconds later he patted me on the back and said, "When you are right you are right" and gave maybe a sort of a half-assed apology and that was the end of that. I guess Bill could tell I was still a little agitated so he said that we should probably go smoke a cig, which we did.
The weird thing was during the drive home after Bill and I went our separate ways- I didn't drink or smoke at all. My back was pretty sore before we even went so I did take a few pain meds but they would have run their course by the end of the game. I also took a few things to calm me down during the above mentioned smoke break but that is nothing unusual. The only thing I can think of is as we were about to leave I bought a water and a soft pretzel and by the time I crossed the Walt it felt like I had drank a 30 pack and those last 6 or 7 miles were a struggle to drive home. I just got in the right lane and drove as slowly as possible. When I finally got home I sat down on the ottoman to take my sneakers off which took about an hour (I'm not exaggerating). Then I passed out and woke up around 6:00 am, threw up, brushed my teeth, and went to bed. I woke up with a terrible hangover and my right shoulder felt like it popped out of place a little so it's been killing me all day. Who knows maybe Bill slipped me a mickey...
But anyway my ESP continued as I told him that Werth was going yard at some point in the game but I wasn't feeling it during that particular AB (I believe it was his second) but he came through in his 3rd nonetheless.
Overall it was a real good time, but they should maybe give a quick quiz before being allowed to purchase tickets so that they can group all of the douchebag little league geniuses in a few sections to rant and rave all they want.