The Seventh Installment of Random Thoughts

by **mpmcgraw** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:09:37

I hate rain.

FUCKITYSHITHEAD

by **Rev_Beezer** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:35:49

Okay, so I watched the news at 12:00, and had the pleasure of seeing my high school nemesis carted away in handcuffs because he was arrested for "corruption of minors"....

According to court papers, in February when Jerkstore worked in the North Schuylkill Elementary School, his sole job was to help a behaviorally-challenged student in a classroom setting.

Instead of doing that, troopers said, Jerkstore too much attention to others, especially a seven-year-old girl. Police said he took 30 photographs with the girl and posted them with inappropriate captions on his MySpace page. One picture called the second grader his "valentine."

Is it wrong to feel good about this on my part? He worked at the same mall as me, and used to always wait until I was done my shift (he worked at a retail store, which got done before the fast food restaurants) and tail me on my ride home, often trying to run me off the road. I am seriously thinking about going to the county jail to visit him, just to laugh at him.

I'm not being very Christian right now...

by **Woody** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:38:06

WILL THE ATTORNEY FOR MR. JERKSTORE PLEASE APPROACH THE BENCH

by **Bob Loblaw** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 13:11:44

Woody wrote:WILL THE ATTORNEY FOR MR. JERKSTORE PLEASE APPROACH THE BENCH

Jerkstore called.

They're running out of you.

by **td11** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 14:32:04

Phight On! wrote:Mpmcgraw I like your thinking. You now have a solid plan B. Since you are going to the beach the next logical step is to find out the cheapest deposit you can put down at a hotel and then buy a gift card in that amount. Worst case scenario is you lose the deposit. Best case scenario is that you need a crowbar to pry her knees out of her ears. I'll take those odds every time if she was into you. Now it's your turn to return the favor.

i don't know if you just make this shit up, or you or someone you know has actually done these things, but it cracks me up pretty regularly.

by **mpmcgraw** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 14:33:25

yea if I had self confidence on that level I doubt I would have any trouble getting this girl in the first place.

by **td11** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 14:34:52

basically.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 14:47:59

Today sucks.

by **mpmcgraw** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 14:50:24

word.

by **Woody** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 14:55:03

Interviewing someone who essentially already has the job is kind of pointless

by **mpmcgraw** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 14:55:51

your mom is kind of pointless.

by **Grotewold** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 14:58:23

Between not drinking, singing the words to every song, or jumping around, I'm a lot less exhausted this morning than I normally am after a concert.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 15:07:54

Some lessons I learned this weekend:

Don't ever put your head down on the bar.

The 4:30 AM Drunken Royal Rumble is about the best thing going.

Don't settle for the trash can; make it to the toilet.

Molson Golden is better than that fancy Shipyard bollix.

The bartender at Ray's may be Philly's very best.

by **uncle milt** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 15:23:48

grilled cheeses rule

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 15:28:15

The office is out of Diet Coke, and the thought of having a regular Coke grosses me out. I can't believe I've gotten to the point of actively avoiding regular Coke.

by **CFP** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 15:30:09

I just got hired at Rite Aid. Hooray?

by **mpmcgraw** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 15:30:20

diet coke is worse for you than regular coke and disgusting in general.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 15:32:49

CFP wrote:I just got hired at Rite Aid. Hooray?

TIME TO PAY YOUR DUES SON

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 15:33:42

mpmcgraw wrote:diet coke is worse for you than regular coke and disgusting in general.

PtK?

by **Woody** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 15:35:45

ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS WERE ORIGINALLY AND ACCIDENTALLY CREATED WHEN GOVERNMENT SCIENTISTS WERE TRYING TO DISCOVER A MORE POTENT ALTERNATIVE TO AGENT ORANGEE

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