the random thoughts thread

by 1 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:54:45

Paradigms

by **meatball** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:07:22

Bill McNeal wrote:SAles meeting.

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blah
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if one more person uses a corporate buzz word, I'm going to bite their face.

I'm on a conference call now, too

My company likes to use the words "reach out", as in, "if you need any help, reach out to me," or "You all need to reach out to your stores to get them to commit to driving sales."

by **BassGuiFloyd** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:08:45

destroying glass is awesome

by **Bakestar** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:09:25

1 wrote:Paradigms

synergy
grow (as an active verb) "We have to grow our business"
team building
restructure

by **Woody** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:39:19

My team doesn't have the bandwidth to cover that right now
It's not on our radar screen
That's part of our vertical strategy/market
Integrated

by **The Dude** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:42:15

dashboard
fill the bucket
WWPP
BDP

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:53:25

The face biting line:

1. 1
2. Bakestar
3. Woody
4. The Dude

by 1 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:58:18

if you want, we can dialog further about this

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 13:03:49

I am not a team player. Indeed, I think most who call themselves team players are in reality slackers who ride the coattails of the few individuals who actually have a clue. That wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that in addition to the slackers, there are other team players who hide their own incompetence by obstructing the work of people who might actually get things done if given half a chance. They do this by calling such obstructions of work "meetings".

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 13:03:52

1 wrote:if you want, we can dialog further about this

Why don't we schedule a breakout session next week? We'll create some takeways that you can share with the rest of your team.

by 1 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 13:05:35

Bill McNeal wrote:
1 wrote:if you want, we can dialog further about this

Why don't we schedule a breakout session next week? We'll create some takeways that you can share with the rest of your team.

that sounds like a home run, but you might try a more integrated approach

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 13:06:32

1 wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:
1 wrote:if you want, we can dialog further about this

Why don't we schedule a breakout session next week? We'll create some takeways that you can share with the rest of your team.

that sounds like a home run

People get paid for this kind of crap?

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 13:11:24

Phan Paul wrote:
1 wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:
1 wrote:if you want, we can dialog further about this

Why don't we schedule a breakout session next week? We'll create some takeways that you can share with the rest of your team.

that sounds like a home run

People get paid for this kind of crap?

If your project get the green light from upstairs.

by **The Dude** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 13:40:07

We have to make sure we're all on the same page first. I know some of us have a lot on our plates

by **phatj** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 14:08:49

Motion-sensitive soap dispensers that squirt white goo into your hands are funny.

by **Woody** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 15:45:12

phatj wrote:Motion-sensitive soap dispensers that squirt white goo into your hands are funny.

Yeah sure, "soap dispenser"...

by **Richard Thon** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 15:48:26

Woody wrote:
phatj wrote:Motion-sensitive soap dispensers that squirt white goo into your hands are funny.

Yeah sure, "soap dispenser"...

Yeah sure, "your hands"...

by **phatj** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 16:03:04

Richard Thon wrote:
Woody wrote:
phatj wrote:Motion-sensitive soap dispensers that squirt white goo into your hands are funny.

Yeah sure, "soap dispenser"...

Yeah sure, "your hands"...

Yeah sure, "white" ...

by 1 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 16:06:27

phatj wrote:
Richard Thon wrote:
Woody wrote:
phatj wrote:Motion-sensitive soap dispensers that squirt white goo into your hands are funny.

Yeah sure, "soap dispenser"...

Yeah sure, "your hands"...

Yeah sure, "white" ...

if... then...

funny=HOT

by **BassGuiFloyd** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 16:15:20

asno peludo

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