the random thoughts thread

Postby BassGuiFloyd » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:20:33

I think I'm gonna puke. Nope, that's hunger.
Why not just go storm Normandy and get shot in the face while you're at it
Why not get a plumbing license and run around high on shrooms stealing peoples' pocket change

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Postby phatj » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:28:17

Farting is funny.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:36:35

Because sometimes you just can't wait to get home to jack it.
hott!!

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Postby Phan_in_Bama » Fri Feb 09, 2007 00:21:46

.........Once again the local weatherman is telling us there might be a *Wintry mix* in the morning between 6 am and noon. Sleet and freezing rain that could ice up overpasses and bridges.............
Bet the house Harry, he looks runnerish.
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Postby meatball » Fri Feb 09, 2007 01:46:23

My cat is hoarding things. Just today I found a little pile of things like pen caps, q-tips, pens, pencils, etc under my bed. Maybe she's part dog. Which would be cool.

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Postby z ipper » Fri Feb 09, 2007 01:53:41

if i were the one who found anna nicole smith i definitely would've carried her around with me in a weekend at bernie's-type fashion for as long as i could. i'm thinking at least 6 weeks before i would be found out. i'm sure it's illegal and they'd probably think that i killed her but oh the places we would go.

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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:45:57

A woman I work 4 cubes down from's mother just died and she is sitting their wailing... It is very uncomfortable in here now....

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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:37:44

Bill McNeal wrote:A woman I work 4 cubes down from's mother just died and she is sitting their wailing... It is very uncomfortable in here now....


Is she hot? You could offer to "comfort" her.
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Postby Didn't I? » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:43:50

meatball wrote:My cat is hoarding things. Just today I found a little pile of things like pen caps, q-tips, pens, pencils, etc under my bed. Maybe she's part dog. Which would be cool.


My ex-girlfriend's cat did this. I figured it was a cat thing. Check under the couches too. You'll find things you didn't know you lost.
​​"Big Dick Nick stepped the fuck up." - An Eagles fan with an eye patch

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Postby philliesr98 » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:44:05

we could crash the funeral....

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Postby phatj » Sat Feb 10, 2007 15:14:31

Working on Saturdays sucks.
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Postby Phan_in_Bama » Sun Feb 11, 2007 01:05:42

.........Is there a special place in heaven for Phillies phans??............
Bet the house Harry, he looks runnerish.
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Postby Goomeister » Sun Feb 11, 2007 02:58:20

Phan_in_Bama wrote:.........Is there a special place in heaven for Phillies phans??............


There should be. We've already been through hell so it would make no sense for us to go there.
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Postby td11 » Sun Feb 11, 2007 03:58:23

Goomeister wrote:
Phan_in_Bama wrote:.........Is there a special place in heaven for Phillies phans??............


There should be. We've already been through hell so it would make no sense for us to go there.


One of your best, goo.

Dave was a good guy. He's gonna have an awesome seat from up there. Perhaps RyHo will send a few balls his way this year.
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Postby z ipper » Sun Feb 11, 2007 04:01:42

i really like my voice when i've pretty much lost it. i actually sound like a man.

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Postby td11 » Sun Feb 11, 2007 23:41:51

breaking up is one of the worst feelings ever.
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Postby 1 » Sun Feb 11, 2007 23:43:37

James Blunt's life is not brilliant
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Goomeister » Mon Feb 12, 2007 00:06:33

Thank God U2 didn't win a Grammy this year. They've already won 22 of them. I don't understand the Grammy's infatuation with U2. I swear if they released a record of Bono belching, it would win a Grammy.
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Postby Goomeister » Mon Feb 12, 2007 00:10:08

td11 wrote:breaking up is one of the worst feelings ever.


Isn't that the truth. Hang in there td; I feel for you. :(
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Postby Goomeister » Mon Feb 12, 2007 00:30:20

Isn't it ironic that Al Gore, one of the leading authorities on global warming, would present a grammy award to the "Red Hot" Chili Peppers.
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