the random thoughts thread

by **Woody** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 13:07:38

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 13:13:24

got another gecko, and a long tailed lizard. The long tail amuses me, it really is long, ridiculously so.

by **Stay_Disappointed** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 15:31:29

cold weather stinks.....

......but without it would we truly appreciate spring?

by **Bucky** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 00:09:02

A good medium-weight dishtowel is a much more effective fly killing implement than your average fly swatter.

by **Drugs Delaney** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 06:32:25

At least I have both my feet.

by **td11** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:35:15

karn confuses me. he is a hilarious dude. as is woody.

there should be a ask karn/woody thread, but i dont feel like starting it.

by **EndlessSummer** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:41:32

When I was 14, I never thought that I'd still get zits at age 29. But lo and behold, every 6 months or so, I get one. It's like puberty all over again, sans the appearance of entirely random, utterly pointless boners.

by **phatj** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:43:28

EndlessSummer wrote:When I was 14, I never thought that I'd still get zits at age 29. But lo and behold, every 6 months or so, I get one. It's like puberty all over again, sans the appearance of entirely random, utterly pointless boners.

Every six months? That'd be nice. I'm 31 and I get them every couple weeks.

All things considered I'll take the occasional zit over the inappropriate wood.

by **Disco Stu** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 20:29:55

phatj wrote:
EndlessSummer wrote:When I was 14, I never thought that I'd still get zits at age 29. But lo and behold, every 6 months or so, I get one. It's like puberty all over again, sans the appearance of entirely random, utterly pointless boners.

Every six months? That'd be nice. I'm 31 and I get them every couple weeks.

All things considered I'll take the occasional zit over the inappropriate wood.

I don't think inapropriate wood is inappropriate. I still get acne. WTF? Of course, I had this one on my chin I thought was a pimple, but after working it over, it was like 6 ingrown hairs. I gross myself out.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 21:18:29

My feet smell kinda funky.

by **phatj** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 21:23:18

Phan Paul wrote:My feet smell kinda funky.

Yeah, could you do something about that? Thanks.

by **Bucky** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 00:00:47

I don't remember ever seeing it snow when I was a kid. You'd just wake up in the morning and, boom, there it was. Sorta like the tooth fairy.

by **td11** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 00:59:33

damnit. i have a crush. damnit. damnit. damnit.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 01:31:29

I am reluctant to score it higher simply because the emotional and musical range doesn't come close to displaying the kind of proficiency in the art that a higher score would deserve.

by **z ipper** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 01:36:30

i am definitely hitting the auntie anne's at kop mall tomorrow and i'm hitting it hard.

by **The Red Tornado** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 07:27:20

if everyone in the country were to want all of their money in cash paper, would there be enough?

by **td11** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 22:05:40

Sometimes i wish i were a monk.

or asexual.

by **Woody** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 17:29:39

I hope we hire that girl, she's pretty

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 17:57:12

td11 wrote:Sometimes i wish i were a monk.

or asexual.

These thoughts don't exactly seem random. You appear to want to talk about this woman who you have a crush on, but for some reason, you deem pursuit innappropriate at this time.

by **philliesr98** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 18:03:50

td11 wrote:Sometimes i wish i were a monk.

or asexual.

you don't have to be asexual to have sex with yourself....

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