Goomeister wrote:Isn't it ironic that Al Gore, one of the leading authorities on global warming, would present a grammy award to the "Red Hot" Chili Peppers.

No?

Another day, another dollar. supposedly.

Goomeister wrote:

td11 wrote:breaking up is one of the worst feelings ever.

Isn't that the truth. Hang in there td; I feel for you.

Thanks, goo. You're a good guy.

Libraries should be quieter.

thank god the liquor store near me stays open until 10.

Will we ever get a dog that's like better than a dog cause it wil llive longer

I was in a conference call tonight with a guy that used back-to-back-to-back metaphors that involved golf ("we're either laying up or going for the green"), baseball ("we've got two outs in the bottom of the ninth" and football ("are we going to punt?"). It was hard to tell if he was a big sportsfan or simply a big dickbag.

EndlessSummer wrote:I was in a conference call tonight with a guy that used back-to-back-to-back metaphors that involved golf ("we're either laying up or going for the green"), baseball ("we've got two outs in the bottom of the ninth" and football ("are we going to punt?"). It was hard to tell if he was a big sportsfan or simply a big dickbag.

I vote for dickbag

How is it possible that the Rachel Ray show is the least offensive thing to my intelligence on daytime TV right now?

I passed a copy store this morning called "Mirror Image Duplication." Isn't that a really terrible name for a copy store?

Septa is terrible

The score to the film Speed is absolutely brilliant. Ditto for Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Last of the Mohican's, and Predator 2. None are better than Horner's score for Aliens, though.

karn wrote:Will we ever get a dog that's like better than a dog cause it wil llive longer

Your avatar looks like a fat Colm Meany or John C. Reilly.

How can the ice from Wednesday still be on the driveway and sidewalk?

Hello shovel!

How can I be relapsing a day after being sick?

why would you work at a brothel and refuse to give oral? what a bitch.

I wonder how long it will take to clear the solid 1' thick sheet of ice and snow in my driveway? Over/under is March 4

Woody wrote:I wonder how long it will take to clear the solid 1' thick sheet of ice and snow in my driveway? Over/under is March 4

Good luck. It took me four days to get out of my parking spot on the street in front of my home. It was like the car was set in concrete. I finally got out yesterday and even that was a struggle.

How can I be relapsing a day after being sick?

When will Vox stop eating the peanut butter?

A chunk of snow/ice slid from an awning and fell on the back of my head as I was walking down the sidewallk near 16th and McKean today. Do you understand how many things had to come together at the right (or wrong) time to have that happen? I just stood there laughing and then kind of jumping around as the coldness started to go down the back of my neck.

I did learn that the guy who stands outside the corner store and usually yells at me in Spanish knows at least a little bit of English. All I heard after it happened was him yelling, "Oh, _ _ _ _!!"