Goomeister wrote:Thank God U2 didn't win a Grammy this year. They've already won 22 of them. I don't understand the Grammy's infatuation with U2. I swear if they released a record of Bono belching, it would win a Grammy.

I would buy that and play it really loud.

Uncle Milty wrote:Why do I keep trying?

Do, or do not. There is no "try."

The front door to my condo was frozen shut and there was a three foot long icicle hanging off the gutter above the door, I called the association and they told me they were out of salt and didn't have anyone with a ladder long enough to get the icicle available on the weekend. Monday they came around noon and melted the ice on the ground by the door with a blow torch, then knocked off the big icicle. But they did nothing to fix the root of the problem which is a clogged gutter... why oh why do they suck?

Bill McNeal wrote:The front door to my condo was frozen shut and there was a three foot long icicle hanging off the gutter above the door, I called the association and they told me they were out of salt and didn't have anyone with a ladder long enough to get the icicle available on the weekend. Monday they came around noon and melted the ice on the ground by the door with a blow torch, then knocked off the big icicle. But they did nothing to fix the root of the problem which is a clogged gutter... why oh why do they suck?

So, you're saying that you can't be bothered to knock an icicle off the gutter yourself? A few wacks with a hammer could have done the job. And it probably would have been fun.

Phan Paul wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:The front door to my condo was frozen shut and there was a three foot long icicle hanging off the gutter above the door, I called the association and they told me they were out of salt and didn't have anyone with a ladder long enough to get the icicle available on the weekend. Monday they came around noon and melted the ice on the ground by the door with a blow torch, then knocked off the big icicle. But they did nothing to fix the root of the problem which is a clogged gutter... why oh why do they suck?

So, you're saying that you can't be bothered to knock an icicle off the gutter yourself? A few wacks with a hammer could have done the job. And it probably would have been fun.

Phan Paul wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:The front door to my condo was frozen shut and there was a three foot long icicle hanging off the gutter above the door, I called the association and they told me they were out of salt and didn't have anyone with a ladder long enough to get the icicle available on the weekend. Monday they came around noon and melted the ice on the ground by the door with a blow torch, then knocked off the big icicle. But they did nothing to fix the root of the problem which is a clogged gutter... why oh why do they suck?

So, you're saying that you can't be bothered to knock an icicle off the gutter yourself? A few wacks with a hammer could have done the job. And it probably would have been fun.

I would have done it myself in a heartbeat, but it was hanging off the roof of our 3 story building, I did get all liquered up on saturday night and wanted to throw stuff at it, but my buddy stopped me, which was a good idea cause there is a large window behind it.

I've used Paul Reiser in the movie game. I'm working on Brett Favre.

I'll bet I could make more money elsewhere.

Is HBO trying to confuse me, always playing Willy Wonka and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at the same time?

ace wrote:I did learn that the guy who stands outside the corner store and usually yells at me in Spanish knows at least a little bit of English.

Why is he yelling at you?

I said come on, fhqwhgads
I said come on, fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit
Everybody to the limit
Everybody, come on, fhqwhgads

Is Rookie of the Year a much better movie when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground?

Why... just why

Nice guys finish last. That is damn right.

TheGrandMan wrote:

ace wrote:I did learn that the guy who stands outside the corner store and usually yells at me in Spanish knows at least a little bit of English.

Why is he yelling at you?

Sometimes he's just saying hello and good morning, sometimes he wants to complain about the weather, sometimes he tells me I look cute and that I should have his babies, and sometimes I have no idea.

ace wrote:

TheGrandMan wrote:

ace wrote:I did learn that the guy who stands outside the corner store and usually yells at me in Spanish knows at least a little bit of English.

Why is he yelling at you?

Sometimes he's just saying hello and good morning, sometimes he wants to complain about the weather, sometimes he tells me I look cute and that I should have his babies, and sometimes I have no idea.

Lo siento, ace, lo siento.

Woody wrote:

ace wrote:

TheGrandMan wrote:

ace wrote:I did learn that the guy who stands outside the corner store and usually yells at me in Spanish knows at least a little bit of English.

Why is he yelling at you?

Sometimes he's just saying hello and good morning, sometimes he wants to complain about the weather, sometimes he tells me I look cute and that I should have his babies, and sometimes I have no idea.

Lo siento, ace, lo siento.

No need to feel badly for me. There are worse ways to start out the work day.

ace wrote:

Woody wrote:

ace wrote:

TheGrandMan wrote:

ace wrote:I did learn that the guy who stands outside the corner store and usually yells at me in Spanish knows at least a little bit of English.

Why is he yelling at you?

Sometimes he's just saying hello and good morning, sometimes he wants to complain about the weather, sometimes he tells me I look cute and that I should have his babies, and sometimes I have no idea.

Lo siento, ace, lo siento.

No need to feel badly for me. There are worse ways to start out the work day.

No, I was apologizing for saying such things

Woody wrote:No, I was apologizing for saying such things

If that's the case, then what you should be apologizing for is that breath. Please, man... breath mint, stick of gum- something, please.

ace wrote:

Woody wrote:No, I was apologizing for saying such things

If that's the case, then what you should be apologizing for is that breath. Please, man... breath mint, stick of gum- something, please.

Tequila y paella!!

SAles meeting.

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if one more person uses a corporate buzz word, I'm going to bite their face.