the random thoughts thread

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 14:45:09

How is prostitution "the world's oldest profession"? Musn't their customers have needed their own money before they could pay the prossies?

by **The Red Tornado** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 14:47:03

whats the matter housh, you horny and broke?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 14:53:39

just always bothered me that's all, although i can see where you'd wonder from the prossie theme of my recent posts

12 and Race btw

by **Grotewold** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 14:55:36

where a half and half could mean mouth and hand or chicken and broccoli

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 14:59:06

Slide Librarian: "Do you watch Beauty and the Geek?"
Me: "Dood, no."

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 15:32:32

wtf is a slide librarian

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 15:33:25

an organized prossie

by **VoxOrion** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 16:22:13

How is it that Vox 2.0 clearly knows how to crawl yet won't think to do it unless you tell him?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 16:36:54

i wanna know what love is............

i want you to show me.........................

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 16:54:35

Tonight, I actually do some homework.

by **Phight On!** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 18:15:40

Grotewold wrote:A man upwards of 400 lbs clowned me for buying a child's XL at Modells

Oh so you're the one who shops for XS at Gap.

by **Grotewold** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 20:13:40

Phight On! wrote:
Grotewold wrote:A man upwards of 400 lbs clowned me for buying a child's XL at Modells

Oh so you're the one who shops for XS at Gap.

I am normal size for 6'0, but Modell's Phillies replica tees are not

by **Phight On!** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 20:31:41

Grotewold wrote:
Phight On! wrote:
Grotewold wrote:A man upwards of 400 lbs clowned me for buying a child's XL at Modells

Oh so you're the one who shops for XS at Gap.

I am normal size for 6'0, but Modell's Phillies replica tees are not

I don't think I wore a child's XL since, probably I was a toddler. Then again being 6'5" or 6'6" will do that. My problem is the length of the shirts. I can fit into an XL but I always end up having to get an XXL just because they are longer.

by **jemagee** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 21:05:23

VoxOrion wrote:How is it that Vox 2.0 clearly knows how to crawl yet won't think to do it unless you tell him?

Why should he bother when he knows if he waits long enough you'll carry him anywhere he wants to go?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 22:31:50

I just got this text from my Mom, "WE TUNED IN LATE WHY R EAGLES WEARING THOSE COLORS." It's the information superhighway!

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 22:37:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I just got this text from my Mom, "WE TUNED IN LATE WHY R EAGLES WEARING THOSE COLORS." It's the information superhighway!

Does your mom live in a worm hole

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 23:49:35

Woody wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:I just got this text from my Mom, "WE TUNED IN LATE WHY R EAGLES WEARING THOSE COLORS." It's the information superhighway!

Does your mom live in a worm hole

I live in your mom's worm hole. OHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by **Scarlett** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 23:50:33

Uncle Milty wrote:
Scarlett wrote:Thursday morning woke up to find my house was the target of a black ant home invasion--about two dozen of them wandering through the house--mostly hanging out in the living room. Killed them all and left for work wondering what I'd find when I got home. About 8 were hanging out then.
Didn't want to think about how many more would come in overnight...so, there I was in the dark, with a big old container of Ortho Home Defense bug spray with a spray pump, spraying all around the outside of the house. And as I was doing it realized how strange that must have looked, I've officially become "the weird neighbor"......

bay leaves

Bay leaves?
Outside?
Does this really work or is this some strange tribal knowledge remedy?
What other remedies do you practice medicine man?

by **Scarlett** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 23:53:30

VoxOrion wrote:How is it that Vox 2.0 clearly knows how to crawl yet won't think to do it unless you tell him?

BabyVox only crawls when asked to do so? He's just conserving his Baby energy so he can speed crawl to the interesting stuff when you're distracted by baseball.......By the way, he and Vox Jr. look awesome in Mrs.Vox's avatar!

by **td11** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 02:37:02

i have a ton of hw, but i'm not doing any of it. two tests on friday, whatever.

i'm gonna be setting a new record for how fast i get home from college when i get out of class at 320 tomorrow.

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