the random thoughts thread

by **VoxOrion** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 06:58:59

Yeah - gi bleeding is an 'old' joke among my friends - not that it's funny - we had a friend who was a nurse or med student or something and she was telling us about things that were too awful, and that was one of them. Freaked me out ever since.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:14:14

My cellphone holds like three messages wtf?

by **Bucky** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:20:15

Yesterday my boss asked me for my home address. Today UPS just dropped off a 30GB iPod. I have no idea why, but pretty cool.

by 1 » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:20:56

Hey, pay it forward.

by **philliesr98** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:21:17

Nothing like laying a fart in your office and having a co worker walk in about 2 seconds after the duty is complete

by **The Dude** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:22:16

philliesr98 wrote:Nothing like laying a fart in your office and having a co worker walk in about 2 seconds after the duty is complete

That happened to my friend recently. He farted, a co-worker walked in, breathed deeply for a few seconds and said "Did you just eat wings?"

by **philliesr98** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:23:34

luckily i didnt eat wings, or I might have been fired...

by **Woody** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:29:31

A small tube is inserted in the rectum to inflate the colon so it can be more easily viewed.

by **The Dude** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:30:25

That's called an Abington Air-out where I come from

by **MrsVox** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:50:07

The end result is worth the effort, but making halloween costumes is such a pain in the butt.

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:54:59

Phight On! wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:I wanted to hear what it's like to have black smelly blood pouring from your butt.

My wife has a stomach condition that put her in the hospital about 7 times in the past 3 years. One time while waiting in the ER in West Jersey Voorhees she got stuck in the room next to the can. Well they kept wheeling this old lady in there and she absolutely destroyed it every time. Eventually we asked the nurse if we could move to another room because this old lady was making us both sick. I made a remark about her eating dead skunks or something and he said she had that condition and only had a few hours or days to live as a result of the internal bleeding. I felt kind of bad but damn I never smelled anything like that in my life.

I went to Boston a few years ago with a few of my friends for a long weekend of drinking and just general hell raising. My one buddy had just had some sinus surgery and had stitches all up in the inside of his nose, he was fine the whole weekend then when we got in the car to leave Sunday night, we were about 20 miles out of Boston when one of his stitches blew and his nose started bleeding like a faucet. We took him to the first hospital we could find, his nose bled for hours and hours, me and my other buddy sat in the waiting room all night waiting for the bleeding to stop. So a nurse comes out and tells us we can come back and keep him company, we go back and sit with him and not 2 minutes after we got back there he just starts throwing up buckets and buckets of black stomach blood. It was foul, really, really foul. My non bleeding buddy and I had been passing the time drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels that he had in the car and the site of all that fresh blood shooting out of his nose and the old blood coming out of his mouth was really really sickening, we had to leave the hospital room or else we would have been puking JD all over him... Good times.

by 1 » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:58:53

What did the nurse look like?

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:00:22

one was hot and we were all drunkenly hitting on her, she was mildly amused with it.

by **meatball** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:55:47

I am now being tracked via GPS at work. OH BIG BROTHER.

by **Woody** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 13:32:10

meatball wrote:I am now being tracked via GPS at work. OH BIG BROTHER.

That's fucked up. How so

by **jemagee** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 14:07:58

MrsVox wrote:The end result is worth the effort, but making halloween costumes is such a pain in the butt.

Next year let me know...my gf hand sewed one for my niece and she loved it, and the grf loves to sew

by **Bucky** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 14:08:55

PAGE 151 AND TEH INTERNETS HASN"T EXPLODED YET !!!!!!! :twisted:

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by **MrsVox** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 14:51:01

jemagee wrote:
MrsVox wrote:The end result is worth the effort, but making halloween costumes is such a pain in the butt.

Next year let me know...my gf hand sewed one for my niece and she loved it, and the grf loves to sew

Sewing is like painting -- you need a bunch of prep work before you get to the fun stuff. Plus, pattern cutting on the kitchen floor -- ow.

by **meatball** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 15:03:38

Woody wrote:
meatball wrote:I am now being tracked via GPS at work. OH BIG BROTHER.

That's $#@! up. How so

I'm a regional manager for a cell phone company, so I do a lot of driving around to visit stores, etc. We'll be using a new app on our phones that will log our gps locations when we use it to record store visit info. I guess it's supposed to cut down on mileage reimbursement fraud.

by **philliesphhan** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 21:18:26

meatball wrote:
Woody wrote:
meatball wrote:I am now being tracked via GPS at work. OH BIG BROTHER.

That's $#@! up. How so

I'm a regional manager for a cell phone company, so I do a lot of driving around to visit stores, etc. We'll be using a new app on our phones that will log our gps locations when we use it to record store visit info. I guess it's supposed to cut down on mileage reimbursement fraud.

maybe you should "forget" your phone some time

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