I'd put Simon Cowell in jail... but not for that. More like for simultaneously destroying both television and radio at the same time with the same show.

I'd throw Ryan Seacrest in jail too as an accomplice. Probably put them in the same cell. At which point... it comes full circle to that video.

Someone left a dish of Lil' Smokies with cheese inside in the break room and it's probably my favorite day here since the day the CFO's Dockers split.

The time between 11:00 and 2:00 feels longer than the rest of my day combined.

GunbladeVIII wrote:The time between 11:00 and 2:00 feels longer than the rest of my day combined.

Is it you eat too much for lunch or have you not heard about lunch?

I believe one of the issues being addressed at the G-8 summit is global climate change. If Bush and Putin spend a considerable amount of time together, the chill alone should put a dent in global warming.

I just quit my job. It felt quite satisfying.

Bill McNeal wrote:I just quit my job. It felt quite satisfying.

You had another lined up to replace it?

jemagee wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:I just quit my job. It felt quite satisfying.

You had another lined up to replace it?

oh yeah, I've been doing all of training and licensing for the past few months, so I was just waiting until I was ready to start the new one full time to pull the trigger on the old one. The time is now.

funny how things work out.

rhode island is too far away

There's nothing quite like the decadance of three beers and lobster roll for lunch, and having your brother in law pay for hte whole thing.

I propose an amendment to the Immigration Reform bill currently being debated in Congress. In order to be admitted into the United States, you need a visa, a passport, or TB.

Bill McNeal wrote:I just quit my job. It felt quite satisfying.

JUSTIN JUST JUSTIN INS

dsp wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:I just quit my job. It felt quite satisfying.

JUSTIN JUST JUSTIN INS

You're just jealous that I get to work near Woody now, and you never will!

Bill McNeal wrote:I just quit my job. It felt quite satisfying.

My wife is going to miss your "working lunches"...

You have to feel sorry for the poor folks in the Los Angeles area who are currently experiencing near drought conditions. The situation is so bad that poeple are being urged to restrict water usage by taking shorter showers, refraining from watering their lawns, etc. Lindsay Lohan, for one, is doing her part to curtail water usage. Now when she goes clubbing, she orders bourbons straight up rather than on the rocks.

Speaking of Lindsay Lohen, many people would be surprised to learn that she has a keen interest in international affairs. For example, she is very concerned about the recent cooling of relations between the United States and Russia over a proposed US missle defense system. She is worried that Russia will retaliate by stopping the export of vodka to the US.

Goomeister wrote:You have to feel sorry for the poor folks in the Los Angeles area who are currently experiencing near drought conditions. The situation is so bad that poeple are being urged to restrict water usage by taking shorter showers, refraining from watering their lawns, etc. Lindsay Lohan, for one, is doing her part to curtail water usage. Now when she goes clubbing, she orders bourbons straight up rather than on the rocks.

Speaking of Lindsay Lohen, many people would be surprised to learn that she has a keen interest in international affairs. For example, she is very concerned about the recent cooling of relations between the United States and Russia over a proposed US missle defense system. She is worried that Russia will retaliate by stopping the export of vodka to the US.

Hit control S and take that material on the road, Goo!

Leno-esque

21McBride wrote:Leno-esque

agreed

also, i would buy t-shirts featuring the "computer numbers" joe morgan graemlin.

sorting out remote access to my desktop at work has got me curiously excited.

Wizlah wrote:sorting out remote access to my desktop at work has got me curiously excited.

hooking that up changed my life