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Re: Baumannisms

Postby SK790 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 03:13:22

jerseyhoya wrote:
Also him being an Arsenal fan makes a lot of sense.
I like teh waether

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby etched Chaos » Thu Sep 13, 2012 07:07:11

He's a gooner? Well, that explains everything.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby FTN » Thu Sep 13, 2012 08:43:50

fuck all of you

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Woody » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:11:47

@MJ_Baumann

I got sunburned on my lips yesterday.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Napalm » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:14:08

who's bauman

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby td11 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:28:25

Woody wrote:
@MJ_Baumann

I got sunburned on my lips yesterday.


too busy rooting for no hitters to apply sunscreen
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:42:07

jerseyhoya wrote:
phdave wrote:@MJ_Baumann WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME AN UPDATED PLAYOFF%, COOLSTANDINGS??


You're popping the champagne awfully early for someone with a 96 percent chance of being wrong.

A problem with this thread (also applies to the Internet in general) is it's hard to tell when people are serious and when they're joking.

But if he's a stats person and just eats up the output of CoolStandings that's pathetic.


If you prefer, you can listen to him talk about the Phillies playoff chances on WIP. The only thing he talks about is CoolStandings.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Phylan » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:14:55

jerseyhoya wrote:A problem with this thread (also applies to the Internet in general) is it's hard to tell when people are serious and when they're joking.


holy shit the train finally made it to the fucking station

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby FTN » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:19:51

oh so this has all been one elaborate joke and he's been optimistic about the team the entire time.

now i'm havin' a laff

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Phylan » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:23:21

But like, that's not what this thread is about. If it were "this guy is really wrong about baseball! I think this thing he said is incorrect," that would be one thing, but it has really descended into calling him an asshole and a douchebag and a loser etc., and speculating on his life/personality in a turn for the really creepy and mean-spirited, on phdave's part in particular.

I'm guessing this attitude comes from you, FTN, because every time we have a disagreement about baseball you take it really personally and stop tweeting me altogether, but the way it manifests itself in this thread is really sad.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:23:54

Phylan wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:A problem with this thread (also applies to the Internet in general) is it's hard to tell when people are serious and when they're joking.


holy shit the train finally made it to the fucking station



Maybe it’s been too long since I’ve seen meaningful baseball. I’ve had too much time to think and not enough to enjoy. There’s nothing to get excited about with this Phillies team, from where I’m sitting. Sure, they’re going to be very good, and the pitching is going to be great, but there’s no reason to expect them to be better than (or even as good as) they were last year. And it’s not because the team couldn’t have been constructed better. I’m not optimistic. And you shouldn’t be either.

I’ll be honest, I’ve watched maybe two hours of spring training baseball, of which maybe 20 minutes involved the Phillies. If there’s news, if a player looks good or bad, or gets hurt, I’ll hear about it on Twitter or on Baseball Today. I’ve spent far more time this spring watching college baseball than spring training, because it’s more fun to get hyped about Joey Pankake and Michael Roth than it is to worry about Chase Utley and Antonio Bastardo.

I put far too much energy and emotional investment into watching and writing about baseball for this to be an acceptable state of affairs. I’m tired of being unable to think about the Phillies without being overcome with rage. It’s exhausting. I want to feel other things, like joy or empathy or excitement. Baseball used to make me feel that way. But now the Phillies are in decline, and I get the feeling there isn’t going to be anything quick, easy, painless, or unexpected about it.

I’d just as soon get it over with.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby BDawk » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:25:43

No, this guy is a total jagoff and he deserves every bit of the vitriol. And Trent's post is the best.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:26:54

sure. ftn speaks for all of us. right.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:29:50

I must be in the wrong thread. I was looking for the one where people were poking gentle fun at a baseball writer who sometimes has an overwrought prose style and an elevated opinion of himself.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby td11 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:30:03

1) can't a guy just be a dick on the internet?
2) we make fun of everyone for all sorts of reasons here. we have a candy van thread, ffs.
3) why do you feel the need to come defend him here? are we hurting his feelings?
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Phylan » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:33:07

swishnicholson wrote:I must be in the wrong thread. I was looking for the one where people were poking gentle fun at a baseball writer who sometimes has an overwrought prose style and an elevated opinion of himself.


look at the last few pages and say "gentle fun" with a straight face.

td11 wrote:3) why do you feel the need to come defend him here? are we hurting his feelings?


No, and actually he'd probably be pretty pissed if he knew I was bothering to defend him here (plz don't tell) but I guess it's because he's not Danny Knobler or Jon Heyman or Kyle Pageviews Crossingbroad Scott or whatever. He's a part time blogger who does it for free and because he enjoys it. And also probably because I know him and he's a good guy.


Also the polarized optimism/pessimism w/r/t the Phillies is kind of fascinating because I don't understand it. I've written plenty of over-the-top optimistic shit that turned out to be utterly wrong, and people here have posted tons of over-the-top pessimistic stuff that turned out to be wrong. Baseball is baseball.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Shore » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:33:48

Floppy - how should I respond to all of this? I'm looking to you, as the local Minister of Attitude, to guide me.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby td11 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:34:31

i'm sure he is a good guy but he is a shitass phillies fan, sorry
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Phylan » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:36:27

Thanks Fan Arbiter Dude

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby td11 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:37:51

he was rooting for us to get no hit
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