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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Wed Sep 05, 2012 17:13:43

I must admit, I allowed myself to do some mental playoff math this afternoon.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby philliesphhan » Fri Sep 07, 2012 15:31:51

phdave wrote:

It's like thinking your ex is going to get back together with you. Accept the truth.




I think this is my favorite of his weird analogies. It's based on nothing more than myself, family, and friends, but I'd put the odds of getting back together with an an ex at around ~50%
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Sep 07, 2012 18:39:56

i've been dating my ex longer this time around than we lasted like five years ago or whatever

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Fri Sep 07, 2012 20:52:34

philliesphhan wrote:
phdave wrote:

It's like thinking your ex is going to get back together with you. Accept the truth.




I think this is my favorite of his weird analogies. It's based on nothing more than myself, family, and friends, but I'd put the odds of getting back together with an an ex at around ~50%


He also compared getting excited about prospects (Dom in particular) to getting your heart broken in a breakup. I'm guessing he either he went through a bad breakup once and now tries to avoid getting optimistic about anything anymore because it reminds him of when his first and only love broke his heart OR he he has never had a romantic relationship and assumes it must be something like following a baseball team.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Sat Sep 08, 2012 19:52:03

when will phillies postseason tickets go on sale?

My guess? Sometime in late summer 2014.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby slugsrbad » Sun Sep 09, 2012 21:22:35

I played little league, but not high school. I was terrible. I was pudgy, and I wore glasses,
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Sun Sep 09, 2012 21:23:39

slugsrbad wrote:
I played little league, but not high school. I was terrible. I was pudgy, and I wore glasses,


Shocked.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:48:37

But still, something, literally anything, is better than nothing. Pierre has zero long-term future in Philadelphia, so if the Phillies get back a sixer of Natty Bo and the a copy of the fifth season of The Wire on DVD, the Phillies win the trade. There is literally no reason for the Phillies to hang on to Pierre.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby slugsrbad » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:50:27

phdave wrote:
But still, something, literally anything, is better than nothing. Pierre has zero long-term future in Philadelphia, so if the Phillies get back a sixer of Natty Bo and the a copy of the fifth season of The Wire on DVD, the Phillies win the trade. There is literally no reason for the Phillies to hang on to Pierre.


Literally.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:50:47

phdave wrote:
But still, something, literally anything, is better than nothing. Pierre has zero long-term future in Philadelphia, so if the Phillies get back a sixer of Natty Bo and the a copy of the fifth season of The Wire on DVD, the Phillies win the trade. There is literally no reason for the Phillies to hang on to Pierre.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby td11 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:57:49

what is a "natty bo"
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby FTN » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:58:47

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby td11 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:06:29

BODYMORE MURDALAND

i was really hoping he had dweebed up "natty lite" somehow
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby kruker » Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:06:48

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Tue Sep 11, 2012 15:30:15

td11 wrote:BODYMORE MURDALAND

i was really hoping he had dweebed up "natty lite" somehow


That's what I thought he meant. :oops:
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Wed Sep 12, 2012 16:49:42

Can anyone explain why I like this thread so much. It makes me SQTM and even LOL sometimes.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Wed Sep 12, 2012 18:07:38

30 minutes ago from CBP:

I'm rather excited to see my first in-person no-hitter
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Wed Sep 12, 2012 18:09:13

phdave wrote:30 minutes ago from CBP:

I'm rather excited to see my first in-person no-hitter


Seriously?

This guy is just trolling now. Our own little Cameron.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby mcare89 » Wed Sep 12, 2012 18:10:02

It's a shame the Phillies don't have any pitchers like Josh Johnson.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Wed Sep 12, 2012 18:10:45

smitty wrote:
phdave wrote:30 minutes ago from CBP:

I'm rather excited to see my first in-person no-hitter


Seriously?

This guy is just trolling now. Our own little Cameron.


Seriously.
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