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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Sat Sep 01, 2012 19:40:25

No one who's taken as long as Ruf has to make AA has ever been a major league contributor
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Sep 01, 2012 19:54:14

It's not like he was an 18 year old draft pick.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Sat Sep 01, 2012 20:08:31

We're in the range of statistical probability where I'd seriously consider literally betting my life on the Phillies not making the playoffs


Apparently we're not allowed back on the bandwagon. I say we start a new one and not let people on unless they can do math


You know what's annoying? Being met with "they have 0% chance!" rhetoric when you suggest that the season isn't over.


I bet. It must be awful when people point out how wrong you are.


What part of "they have really long odds" does no one get? They *can* still make the playoffs.


Because just because it's not a literal impossibility doesn't mean it's worth considering.


Also, how is one wrong when they admit that the odds are stacked against them and that it's almost impossible?


Because you're too smart to get excited about one chance in 1000


But who cares? If someone wants to hold onto that small bit of hope, who is anyone to tell them otherwise?


I care because people talk to me about baseball and I'd rather ground my conversations in reality.


I have always acknowledged that the odds are long, I just like to entertain the notion, however impossible.


That's the kind of notion that's so impossible it's better to entertain it in private.


Here's why the irrational hope bothers me: It's the attempt to peddle a practical impossibility as a valid opinion. It's not.

They've been done for months. It's been over for months. Hoping otherwise does not make it so. Move on, so I can too.

It's like thinking your ex is going to get back together with you. Accept the truth.


I'll concede it's a literal possibility. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be storing canned goods for the forthcoming nuclear war
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Sep 01, 2012 21:45:50

He's right. When was the last time a team beat long odds to make the playoffs?

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Sat Sep 01, 2012 22:36:43

this guy just seems like one miserable sonofabitch. He may turn it around sometime but I'm not optimistic and neither should you be.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Sat Sep 01, 2012 22:40:56

ReadingPhilly wrote:He's right. When was the last time a team beat long odds to make the playoffs?


I know, right?

I was just thinking of this when I was planning what I would do to celebrate the 50 year anniversary of the 1964 Pennant winning Phillie club in a couple of years.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby CalvinBall » Sat Sep 01, 2012 23:25:35

Hope they win solely to spite this fucking dick breath.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby mcare89 » Sat Sep 01, 2012 23:38:50

smitty wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:He's right. When was the last time a team beat long odds to make the playoffs?


I know, right?

I was just thinking of this when I was planning what I would do to celebrate the 50 year anniversary of the 1964 Pennant winning Phillie club in a couple of years.

Only after I got done remembering the epic Phillies/Braves division series last year after the Braves maintained a 9.5 game lead throughout September to clinch the wild card handily.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Sat Sep 01, 2012 23:44:16

mcare89 wrote:
smitty wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:He's right. When was the last time a team beat long odds to make the playoffs?hen we


I know, right?

I was just thinking of this when I was planning what I would do to celebrate the 50 year anniversary of the 1964 Pennant winning Phillie club in a couple of years.

Only after I got done remembering the epic Phillies/Braves division series last year after the Braves maintained a 9.5 game lead throughout September to clinch the wild card handily.


Too bad we can't do Math.

If we could, then we could wallow in misery instead of enjoying the greatest game ever.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby mcare89 » Sat Sep 01, 2012 23:47:26

smitty wrote:
mcare89 wrote:
smitty wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:He's right. When was the last time a team beat long odds to make the playoffs?hen we


I know, right?

I was just thinking of this when I was planning what I would do to celebrate the 50 year anniversary of the 1964 Pennant winning Phillie club in a couple of years.

Only after I got done remembering the epic Phillies/Braves division series last year after the Braves maintained a 9.5 game lead throughout September to clinch the wild card handily.


Too bad we can't do Math.

If we could, then we could wallow in misery instead of enjoying the greatest game ever.

We wouldn't even have to watch the games. We could just spend our days thinking of long-winded ways to say that we're smarter than Ruben Amaro.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby my cousin mose » Sun Sep 02, 2012 14:30:37

shoulda named himself FJMdave. well done
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Sun Sep 02, 2012 14:53:13

my cousin mose wrote:shoulda named himself FJMdave. well done


What does that mean? Fire Joe Morgan?
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby my cousin mose » Sun Sep 02, 2012 14:55:35

yep
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Sun Sep 02, 2012 14:59:39

why? I don't understand the connection. I guess I never went to that site that I can remember. I just remember people talking about it.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby my cousin mose » Sun Sep 02, 2012 15:04:00

their schtick was to break down articles with let's say inaccuracies in the same fashion you did in that post. meant it as a compliment, my bad for any confusion
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Sun Sep 02, 2012 15:11:17

my cousin mose wrote:their schtick was to break down articles with let's say inaccuracies in the same fashion you did in that post. meant it as a compliment, my bad for any confusion


Yeah I got that it was a compliment but I just don't know the reference well enough to know what the comparison was. I was curious.

I heard FJM was good but just never got around too looking at it. I probably saw a lot of references to things that were in there.

By the way, I didn't make up the italicized part. It was just someone else's tweets that he was responding to. It takes a lot of work to relay a twitter conversation.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Grotewold » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:30:13

If the Phillies win at least 13 of their next 15 and the Cardinals and Braves are both under .500 in that span, we can talk


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Re: Baumannisms

Postby my cousin mose » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:30:54

i'm glad i've got this dude around to let me know how to enjoy baseball
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby my cousin mose » Wed Sep 05, 2012 15:31:15

come to find out i've just been lost these past 29 years
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phdave » Wed Sep 05, 2012 16:01:09

So the Phillies are one historic winning streak away from having a remote chance of getting to the play-in game. If they get help.


Wait a minute...what was all of that 0% odds talk?

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