Baumannisms

Re: Baumannisms

Postby FTN » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:34:59

my official stance on this matter is as follows:

* dave should continue to copy/paste all of the relevant tidbits displaying his ridiculous, patronizing negativity and otherwise awful "storytelling"
* board members should, if they see fit, have a laff and poke holes in his arguments as if his arguments were a piece of cheese suitable for poking holes in
* board members here who also use twitter should make an effort to say hello to phylan (@phylan) on a semi-regular basis, so he knows that you're not ignoring him just because he comes here and sticks up for his IRL friend
* everyone should refrain from speculating about the defendant's personal life, unless the defendant openly discusses his personal life in a publicly viewable place
* everyone should stop whining and worrying about the actual numerical chance the phillies have to reach the playoffs. instead, watch the games and have fun, because we spent the better part of 4 months NOT having fun watching this team

adjourned.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:37:09

great, now

what should i have for dinner
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Bucky » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:37:38

chicken pot pie

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:41:22

I will have some Humble Pie when it turns out Baumann was right and I was wrong. Oh the horror.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:45:13

My kid's day care is having a dinner tonight for everyone at Cici's Pizza. Pretty pumped, actually. Free* pizza buffet!




* By "free," of course I mean that I paid for it with my monthly four-figure day care bill.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby FTN » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:46:07

cici's is fucking terrible. we used to go to the one near school in NC, especially after drinking way too much the night before. it always compounded the problem and made me want to die.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:48:24

FTN wrote:cici's is #$!&@ terrible. we used to go to the one near school in NC, especially after drinking way too much the night before. it always compounded the problem and made me want to die.

Meh, mediocre pizza is still pizza. And it's a buffet.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:51:08

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:
FTN wrote:cici's is #$!&@ terrible. we used to go to the one near school in NC, especially after drinking way too much the night before. it always compounded the problem and made me want to die.

Meh, mediocre pizza is still pizza. And it's a buffet.


Yea. My theory of there's no such thing as bad Pizza - just a very wide variance of goodness- has stood me in pretty good stead over the years. Even the Ft. Bragg gut wagon grease box pizza was pretty tasty after a hard day of Army Training sir.

And free pizza tastes even better.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby Bucky » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:52:32

went to a pizza buffet near udvar-hazy last summer. it truly was inedible pizza. i wouldn't believe it either, but i tasted it.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:54:31

smitty wrote:
And free pizza tastes even better.

At Cici's, I usually focus on their jalepeno and pepperoni... best part is that they'll make whatever you want if you ask them.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Thu Sep 13, 2012 16:01:15

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:
smitty wrote:
And free pizza tastes even better.

At Cici's, I usually focus on their jalepeno and pepperoni... best part is that they'll make whatever you want if you ask them.


smother it in some of that Siriachi sauce all these guys rave about and you got yourself some damn fine eating.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby jeff2sf » Thu Sep 13, 2012 16:02:56

I forget why I asked Woody to investigate Mr. Table. It was a long time ago and the thought would be laughable now.

But suffice it to say, Woodrow did the investigation and he came back clean. Somehow he's managed to deflect all this onto me. I wonder why he investigated if he didn't think it too.

So now I learn phylan isn't crash, just a part of the crash mafia. I had such fuckin' hopes for that guy.
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby momadance » Thu Sep 13, 2012 16:04:36

I'd rather just go to the Harris Teeter and buy frozen pizza instead of eating Cici's ever again.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby smitty » Thu Sep 13, 2012 16:07:22

Bucky wrote:went to a pizza buffet near udvar-hazy last summer. it truly was inedible pizza. i wouldn't believe it either, but i tasted it.


It might have been some pita sandwich or something Bucky.

It's pretty hard to mess up a pizza. But yeah, I'm sure it's possible. It might have been Hungarian.

In Italy, we used to get some killer stuff. They had some pretty strict laws regarding the making of pizza as I recall. They put stuff like artichoke and eggs on top too!!

anyway, I guess they have pizza police in Italy to enforce those laws like the beer police in Germany. Calvin Ball has constable experience. He should go for,one of those jobs.

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Sep 13, 2012 16:07:45

i have it on good authority jeff is john galt
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Thu Sep 13, 2012 16:08:16

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:
FTN wrote:cici's is #$!&@ terrible. we used to go to the one near school in NC, especially after drinking way too much the night before. it always compounded the problem and made me want to die.

Meh, mediocre pizza is still pizza. And it's a buffet.

those cinn rolls are delicious
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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phatj » Thu Sep 13, 2012 22:37:40

WheelsFellOff wrote:i have it on good authority jeff is john galt

Who is John Galt?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby The Dude » Thu Sep 13, 2012 23:08:00

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby phatj » Thu Sep 13, 2012 23:13:36

ffs
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Baumannisms

Postby td11 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 23:24:08

lol
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