Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:48:03

When did B-R add players' Twitter accounts?

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby philliesphhan » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:07:51

Grotewold wrote:SI/Fangraphs ranks Royals #7 team

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/b ... =hp_t13_a0


The Royals this year's WAR Series champs?
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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Apr 24, 2012 14:15:09

Jason bay went on the dl and my former classmate at alvernia, Zach lutz, got called up.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby 1 » Tue Apr 24, 2012 14:27:12

that is fucking awesome. way to go, the 'vern.
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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Apr 24, 2012 14:30:01

ReadingPhilly wrote:Jason bay went on the dl and my former classmate at alvernia, Zach lutz, got called up.

oh shit son
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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Soren » Tue Apr 24, 2012 14:46:22

That reminds me that I need to keep up with Darin Gorski
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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Apr 24, 2012 14:48:01

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Apr 24, 2012 15:05:03

Soren wrote:That reminds me that I need to keep up with Darin Gorski


Off to a good start in aa. One of my relatives is dating his cousin too.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Soren » Tue Apr 24, 2012 15:44:25

ReadingPhilly wrote:
Soren wrote:That reminds me that I need to keep up with Darin Gorski


Off to a good start in aa. One of my relatives is dating his cousin too.


I wanna know if he's one of those college career AAAA types. I'd be pretty psyched if someone from KU made it to the show though
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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Apr 24, 2012 16:04:58

From the local SABR chapter:

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THURSDAY, 4/26, 5:30pm, Huntsman Hall, G60 [Penn]

The Center for Africana Studies presents the

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Apr 24, 2012 16:14:25

Soren wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:
Soren wrote:That reminds me that I need to keep up with Darin Gorski


Off to a good start in aa. One of my relatives is dating his cousin too.


I wanna know if he's one of those college career AAAA types. I'd be pretty psyched if someone from KU made it to the show though


Well there was an all star from ku last year.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby phatj » Tue Apr 24, 2012 21:04:20

Anybody ever hear of Balvino Galvez?

It's tough to express exactly how desperate Cam Bonifay was for arms that year [2001]. I'm going to give it a shot, though.

The Pirates had a pitcher in camp that spring named Balvino Galvez. He'd pitched 20 2/3 ML innings for the Dodgers as a 22-year-old in 1986, and had been out of affiliated ball since 1993. God only knows where they found him. It was reported that at least one scout saw Galvez's name on the roster that spring, remembered Galvez from the '80s (!), and assumed that he must've had a son who was also named Balvino Galvez who had signed with the Pirates, since original recipe Galvez had been out of circulation for so long that it was ludicrous to imagine that he was still playing. Anyway, he showed up in camp, a 38-year-old Dominican mystery man, and with the complete and utter lack of competition, he's actually in line to win a rotation spot.

So on the last day of camp, Galvez is doing a pickoff drill, and one of the coaches complains about his form, and they get into an argument, and there's much shouting and waving of arms, and Galvez throws down his glove, and walks off the mound, and walks out of the stadium, and catches a taxi to the airport, and is on a plane back to San Pedro de Macoris before the manager even realizes what the #### happened. And just like that, Galvez is gone, poof, like Keyser Sose, never to be seen again in organized baseball.

So, anyway, that's the story of how Joe Beimel made the Pirates' rotation at the start of 2001.


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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby 1 » Tue Apr 24, 2012 21:15:23

Well, now, yeah.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby drsmooth » Tue Apr 24, 2012 21:15:44

that's a great story.

I always thought Beimel would eventually wind up a phillies.
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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby phdave » Wed Apr 25, 2012 15:02:13

The Phillies: People trading People to People.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Grotewold » Wed Apr 25, 2012 15:07:37



To be fair, the bodies of Pujols and fellow International Male model Prince Fielder figure to hold up twice as long as Howard's

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby 702 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 16:11:26

Padres are going to shorten the fences in RF and Right Center. Didn't know they shortened Right Center already from 410 to 400 in 2007.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby The B1G Piece » Thu Apr 26, 2012 07:16:39

I don't like Deadspin, but saw this clip on someone's facebook.

I also don't like Michael Kay, but this guy is a fucking douche.

http://deadspin.com/5905250/worst-people-ever-catch-foul-ball-refuse-to-give-it-to-a-crying-child-are-vilified-by-michael-kay

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby bleh » Thu Apr 26, 2012 08:16:58

This is a couple weeks old but found a new ibanez.gif

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Apr 26, 2012 09:18:04

bleh wrote:This is a couple weeks old but found a new ibanez.gif

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