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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby stevelxa476 » Tue Oct 04, 2011 14:37:06

bleh wrote:can he play third?


That's what Pujols will be doing next year.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby GrizzledVeteran » Tue Oct 04, 2011 14:41:30

Stark just tweeted that Oswalt thinks he can pitch another 3-4-5 years.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby mcare89 » Tue Oct 04, 2011 14:44:15

GrizzledVeteran wrote:Stark just tweeted that Oswalt thinks he can pitch another 3-4-5 years.

3/30?

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Oct 04, 2011 14:52:02

stretched his back labrum

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Mountainphan » Tue Oct 04, 2011 14:54:40

That whole day-before-start warmup routine that he just discovered must have Oswalt pumped.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby stevemc » Tue Oct 04, 2011 15:03:23

MoBettle wrote:
bleh wrote:Thanks to a good September, Rollins will now be a type A free agent:

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/09/2 ... kings.html


nice


So if our starting 8 were all free agents, all but one would be Type A.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby The B1G Piece » Tue Oct 04, 2011 15:04:06

BigEd76 wrote:stretched his back labrum

No longer clenched.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Tue Oct 04, 2011 16:17:56

mcare89 wrote:http://espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs/2011/story/_/id/7055205/philadelphia-phillies-gm-ruben-amaro-confidently-charge

A fun story on our smug overlord, including the rarely told Total Package story.

omfg lol

On a team flight during his rookie year in Philadelphia, a single Amaro fancied the stewardess and tried to see whether he could arrange a date. He wrote a flirtatious note that included the phrase "I'm the total package," and he leaned over to give her the piece of paper.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby mcare89 » Tue Oct 04, 2011 16:22:14

PTOITWCFTPP wrote:
mcare89 wrote:http://espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs/2011/story/_/id/7055205/philadelphia-phillies-gm-ruben-amaro-confidently-charge

A fun story on our smug overlord, including the rarely told Total Package story.

omfg lol

On a team flight during his rookie year in Philadelphia, a single Amaro fancied the stewardess and tried to see whether he could arrange a date. He wrote a flirtatious note that included the phrase "I'm the total package," and he leaned over to give her the piece of paper.

What's even better about this is that anytime Harry introduced him at an event or something, he always intro'd him as "The Total Package Ruben Amaro!"

Just pure gold.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby phatj » Tue Oct 04, 2011 23:16:56

Yes, somebody did make a chain-mail Phillies jersey out of beer tabs
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Polar Bear Phan » Wed Oct 05, 2011 00:44:25

Sometimes it feels like we are due for a Worley or Kendrick start, and then it hits me...

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Oct 05, 2011 13:21:17

Didnt realize that Cameron picked Roy as his NL Cy Young. And his NL MVP.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby slugsrbad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 13:27:41

Trent Steele wrote:Didnt realize that Cameron picked Roy as his NL Cy Young. And his NL MVP.


Still a dick.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Werthless » Wed Oct 05, 2011 13:43:09

Pretty much had to, unless he wants to argue that his site's WAR calculation is overrated.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby phdave » Wed Oct 05, 2011 16:01:10

In terms of one at bat WPA in the playoffs during tied games, the top three are all Phillies players. There is another Phillies player in the top 10. Guess who they are!

There is also a current Phillies player who had an at bat with the 4th lowest WPA (4th most negative) in the playoffs during a tied game. Guess who it is!
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Oct 05, 2011 16:27:51

Francisco
Stairs
Victorino

Trillo?
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Oct 05, 2011 16:29:21

rollins with that double to win it against the fat guy

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Bakestar » Wed Oct 05, 2011 16:32:10

jamiethekiller wrote:rollins with that double to win it against the fat guy


Phillies were trailing there, which made it all the more awesome.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Woody » Wed Oct 05, 2011 16:43:30

Bakestar wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:rollins with that double to win it against the fat guy


Phillies were trailing there, which made it all the more awesome.


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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby phdave » Wed Oct 05, 2011 16:47:40

Trent Steele wrote:Francisco
Stairs
Victorino

Trillo?


I forgot to add that I was just doing pinch hitters. I was trying to answer the question about the number of 0-0 pinch hit HRs. BR only gives relative score, so I got all of the tie game pinch hitting appearances in the playoffs.

Francisco's was #2. Stairs #3.

No on Vic and Trillo. I don't think they were on the list as pinch hitters.
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