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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Sep 15, 2010 08:21:48

He was on the DL for 15 days
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Postby JUburton » Wed Sep 15, 2010 09:50:54

Conlin:

Roy Halladay runs away with the NL Cy Young. He is 18-10 for a Phillies team that has scored him runs in clusters of one and none. Doc could easily be 23-5 and will be the franchise's biggest winner since the glory years of Steve Carlton. In the Pitch Count Era, his 228 2/3 innings is an amazing number, as is a certain career high in strikeouts. And if anybody says, "Yeah, but we gave up the Eastern League pitcher of the year to get him," stick a bag over your head and breathe deep.
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Postby Soren » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:59:53

Stairs :h: hit a go ahead HR against the Rox last night. He did the same for us last year, and it was Harry's last home run call. :(
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:13:15

ek wrote:gargano is having people call in and call themselves out for ripping hamels. ike reese just did it earlier


Thats awesome. There had better be seppuku.
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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:34:43

ek wrote:gargano is having people call in and call themselves out for ripping hamels. ike reese just did it earlier


Since the start of 2007and including 2010, there are 5 SP in MLB that have had an ERA+ of 135 or greater in 3 of those seasons:

Lester
Haren
CC
Roy Halladay
Cole Hamels
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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:43:15

If the Braves lose this afternoon and we win tonight, we should celebrate the NL East title in Florida's lockerroom.

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:13:56

Was really bored around 8 a.m. and figured out that if we win the next five and the Braves lose their next five, we'd virtually clinch with a 7-game lead and 11 to play. Magic number would be 5.

Virtual clinch drops to a 6.5 game lead with 10 to play, 6 game lead with 8 to play, 5.5 with 7, 5 with 6, 4.5 with 5. After that you pretty much just have to actually clinch.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:32:08

Not to party poop, but the magic number is 15. It isn't anything other than that. Clinching is clinching, there's no such thing as a "virtual clinch".

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Phils should clinch with enough time to set their rotation.

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Postby FTN » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:37:35

My only fear is our lack of a LOOGY and Charlie insisting on using Romero instead of one of his good RHP

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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:38:43

TenuredVulture wrote:Not to party poop, but the magic number is 15. It isn't anything other than that. Clinching is clinching, there's no such thing as a "virtual clinch".

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Phils should clinch with enough time to set their rotation.


The Phillies clinched when they traded for Oswalt. This is all just wankery.
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Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:44:03

what
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:45:02

missing FARGLE words and filters do not for crystal clear communication.
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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:47:22

ek wrote:sorry, some guy called in and said he didn't like hamels because hamels told two of his female friends to $#@! off at a bar in July in Florida. Macnow did not believe this story but apparently there is confirmation on the other side of the break


umm who cares, they were probably bitches
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:48:24

he spake sooth
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Postby td11 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:52:25

[insert gay bar jokes]
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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Sep 15, 2010 13:10:21

td11 wrote:[insert gay bar jokes]



"what the hell are you bringing chicks in here for?"
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Postby joe table » Wed Sep 15, 2010 13:34:39

Just another example of his growing competitive streak

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Sep 15, 2010 14:13:51

ek wrote:sorry, some guy called in and said he didn't like hamels because hamels told two of his female friends to $#@! off at a bar in July in Florida.
Hard to believe because guys like that typically don't have two friends, yet alone two female friends.

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 14:43:23

The Phillies have played 6 meaningless games under Charlie Manuel, and, of the 6, 5 were the "good" kind of meaningless - the Phillies had already clinched something, rather than being already eliminated.

Yep, the Phillies have played just one game since 2004 in which they were already eliminated.
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Postby phorever » Wed Sep 15, 2010 14:48:01

mozartpc27 wrote:The Phillies have played 6 meaningless games under Charlie Manuel, and, of the 6, 5 were the "good" kind of meaningless - the Phillies had already clinched something, rather than being already eliminated.

Yep, the Phillies have played just one game since 2004 in which they were already eliminated.


i think this is my favorite so far of the wave of these kind of posts over the past couple of days.
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