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Postby stevemc » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:45:24

Trent Steele wrote:So, why hasn't the "H20" nickname for Roy/Roy/Cole caught on more?

FFS, it's Hall & Oates approved

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Holy crap does that album scream photoshop!

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Postby Woody » Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:00:42

i'm all over that like LAexile on the hood of a Ford Escape
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:12:18

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Foreskin stupid

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Postby smitty » Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:52:05

In 98 starts as a catcher, Carlos Ruiz has had just 4 passed balls and 13 wild pitches with him behind the dish. Here are some other guys:

Soto: 2/25 in 95 starts

Olivo: 9/43 in 99

Yadir Molina: 7/27 in 125

McCann: 4/27 in 115

Pudge: 2/19 in 93

Posey: 0/17 in 59

J. Martin: 5/34 in 89

Chooch is like the best catcher in the NL, innit he?
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:56:46

smitty wrote:In 98 starts as a catcher, Carlos Ruiz has had just 4 passed balls and 13 wild pitches with him behind the dish. Here are some other guys:

Soto: 2/25 in 95 starts

Olivo: 9/43 in 99

Yadir Molina: 7/27 in 125

McCann: 4/27 in 115

Pudge: 2/19 in 93

Posey: 0/17 in 59

J. Martin: 5/34 in 89

Chooch is like the best catcher in the NL, innit he?


Whether or not he's objectively the best may be difficult to say as it's hard to evaluate the real effect catcher's have on a pitching staff due to sample size disparity, but there's no one I'd rather have behind the plate for the Phillies (with the possible exception of Mauer if he agrees to play for Ruiz's money).
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Postby Soren » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:05:57

McCann is the better offensive player IMO, who knows with C defense
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Postby Phillyfanatic » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:06:46

The other beauty about Chooch is he seemingly has no ego or at least has the ability to put the team before whatever ego he has.

He doesn't seem to mind hitting eighth even though it could be argued that he has been one of our best hitters this year. He'll sit down there in the eighth spot and get a big hit to get an RBI in a key situation or sit there and take pitches with nobody on base trying to walk and get the pitcher out of the way to turn over the lineup.

He may not speak good English, but he's as intelligent a baseball player as there is...he's not prone to werthless brainfarts if you know what I mean...
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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:12:00

Welcome, solid first post.
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:12:27

Player A: .287 .403 .477
Player B: .299 .401 .437


Player A is better offensively, but plays the OF. Player A is Jason Heyward. Would you like to have Jason Heyward catching? Cause we kinda do.
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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:12:34

lol werthless!!
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Soren » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:19:40

I shoulda never been banned from the EMB!


<3

PS they don't resize your avatar here
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:20:37

OMG INTERNETS BRIOKE
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Postby JUburton » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:20:50

:lol: that avatar

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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:21:10

Trent Steele said on January 28, 2010

I'm deadly serious when i say that Chooch is going to go .280/.365/.430 this year wth 16 HR and a place on the All Star team.


I misunderestimated him.
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Postby drsmooth » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:21:31

Trent Steele wrote:Player A: .287 .403 .477
Player B: .299 .401 .437


Player A is better offensively, but plays the OF. Player A is Jason Heyward. Would you like to have Jason Heyward catching? Cause we kinda do.


If Howard's body had Chooch's head, he'd have 100 walks and 40 HRs right now, even with all his missed time

of course he'd be making 91 millionz of dollars per seasons :(
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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:23:20

drsmooth wrote:If Howard's body had Chooch's head, he'd be a blaxican
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Postby Phillyfanatic » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:28:46

Soren wrote:
I shoulda never been banned from the EMB!


<3

PS they don't resize your avatar here

What's <3?
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Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:29:19

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
drsmooth wrote:If Howard's body had Chooch's head, he'd be a blaxican


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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:30:42

Phillyfanatic wrote:
Soren wrote:
I shoulda never been banned from the EMB!


<3

PS they don't resize your avatar here

What's <3?


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no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby djbigf » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:31:49

Barry Jive wrote:
Phillyfanatic wrote:
Soren wrote:
I shoulda never been banned from the EMB!


<3

PS they don't resize your avatar here

What's <3?


2

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