The Official Hate the Mets Thread v3.0

by **GM-Carson** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 07:14:10

New York Mets - Amazin' Metropolitan Contains 2 oz Brandy, 1/2oz Sweet Vermouth, 1 dash Bitters, 1 tsp Superfine Sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and carbonated sewer waste.

Tag line: "Yes, it's sh*t. At least fans will drink it!"

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:34:22

Read the comments on this article:

METS AND YANKEES ON JIMMY'S HIT LIST:

Its plain and simple. Jimmy Rollins is jealous that hes not a Met or Yankee. People that have such anger and hatred toward a group, many times are envious of that group or groups that they hate so much. So as a New Yorker [born and raised], it is flattering to me. I like the attention Rollins is giving .

well keep shooting your mouth off rollins..your just another low life phillie from the city of people with green teeth(hey are there any dentist there)...anyway now he not only is trying to pi$$ off the mets he is going after the yankees...thats a joke the phillies beating the yankees.. the yankee pitching is light years ahead of the phillies probably one of the best in baseball and im a met fan I dont often give the yankees credit.. anyway rollins I bet when your contract is up and jeter retires or moves to 3rd when rodriguez self distructs you will be looking to the bronx for that big pay check only new york can give you..you will be eating those words what an a$$hole...why dont you donate some money to some philladelphia dental school..lol

by **FTN** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:05:33

The Mets have shut down Tim Redding indefinitely due to a lack of shoulder strength.

That should take him out of the running for the club's fifth rotation spot. Mets GM Omar Minaya said Redding isn't injured, but simply needs to build up more strength. He's posted a dreadful 40.50 ERA in two starts this spring.

Thats a shame

by **Augustus** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:10:22

I really enjoy how a lot of Mets fans are still saying things like this:

LOL UTLEY IS OUTS TIL JUNE LOL

ZOMG KENDRICK IS THERE NO 3 STARTER WE HAVE TEH GREAT OLLIE PEREZ

by **BigEd76** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 14:33:44

Fernando Nieve claimed off waivers from Houston

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 18:25:41

CrashburnAlley wrote:Read the comments on this article:

METS AND YANKEES ON JIMMY'S HIT LIST:

well keep shooting your mouth off rollins..your just another low life phillie from the city of people with green teeth(hey are there any dentist there)...anyway now he not only is trying to pi$$ off the mets he is going after the yankees...thats a joke the phillies beating the yankees.. the yankee pitching is light years ahead of the phillies probably one of the best in baseball and im a met fan I dont often give the yankees credit.. anyway rollins I bet when your contract is up and jeter retires or moves to 3rd when rodriguez self distructs you will be looking to the bronx for that big pay check only new york can give you..you will be eating those words what an a$$hole...why dont you donate some money to some philladelphia dental school..lol

Apparently... someone dropped out of school right after they taught ellipses... but prior to when they taught all the other punctuation... lol..

by **drsmooth** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 18:27:55

in order to understand mets fans better, I'm re-reading Richard Yates

by **FTN** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 18:30:11

isnt that the same reporter who said we had no chance 2 years ago and the season was over in august?

by **drsmooth** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 18:35:37

FTN wrote:isnt that the same reporter who said we had no chance 2 years ago and the season was over in august?

if you're referring to my post re: Yates, no. I don't believe Yates did sports.

but that's good

by **pacino** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 02:10:07

is phl known for poor dental hygiene or something? i mustve missed that stereotype.

by **Polar Bear Phan** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 02:55:40

CrashburnAlley wrote:Read the comments on this article:

METS AND YANKEES ON JIMMY'S HIT LIST:

Its plain and simple. Jimmy Rollins is jealous that hes not a Met or Yankee. People that have such anger and hatred toward a group, many times are envious of that group or groups that they hate so much. So as a New Yorker [born and raised], it is flattering to me. I like the attention Rollins is giving .

well keep shooting your mouth off rollins..your just another low life phillie from the city of people with green teeth(hey are there any dentist there)...anyway now he not only is trying to pi$$ off the mets he is going after the yankees...thats a joke the phillies beating the yankees.. the yankee pitching is light years ahead of the phillies probably one of the best in baseball and im a met fan I dont often give the yankees credit.. anyway rollins I bet when your contract is up and jeter retires or moves to 3rd when rodriguez self distructs you will be looking to the bronx for that big pay check only new york can give you..you will be eating those words what an a$$hole...why dont you donate some money to some philladelphia dental school..lol

What's hilarious is that most (all?) of the comments are from Mets fans. Apparently, Yankees fans have a high enough level of reading comprehension to realize it's actually a complement (to both teams). That flew right over the heads of Mets fans. Of course, Yankees fans might be too sophisticated to read the Post.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 03:14:57

pacino wrote:is phl known for poor dental hygiene or something? i mustve missed that stereotype.

Bill Burr is hilarious. I watched his Comedy Central special the other night.

I don't know where that stereotype came from. I've heard it a few times before but only on the Interwebs. I would think you'd find bad teeth at the same level pretty much anywhere in this country. I don't think NY has an overabundance of dentists and I don't think they emphasize dental hygiene any more than anyone else.

^ Thought way too hard about that.

by **Grotewold** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 08:56:11

CrashburnAlley wrote:Jimmy Rollins is jealous that hes not a Met or Yankee.

Right, and Gisele Bundchen is jealous that Heather Mitts nabbed Feeley

by **Bucky** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:08:22

DENNIS MILLER everyone!

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 09:50:42

mozartpc27 wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I'm not saying I'm happy about Santana's injury, but it does have an upside.

The worst of Mets fans think the same thing about Cole Hamels. This is bad for karma, people.

Karma is REAL people!

OK, maybe it isn't, but seriously, the people who were cheering Santana's injury were just asking for it (and actually, it shoul be noted, TV's comment was far from the most obnoxious - it's just the one to which I happened to originally reply.

You know metsrefugees and other such outlets will explode with joy when they get the news, and the same people here who were originally "hoping" for Santana to be out for awhile will have the stones to call them classless.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 09:55:47

pacino wrote:is phl known for poor dental hygiene or something? i mustve missed that stereotype.

I think he was thinking of the Philadelphia in England.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 09:58:48

mozartpc27 wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I'm not saying I'm happy about Santana's injury, but it does have an upside.

The worst of Mets fans think the same thing about Cole Hamels. This is bad for karma, people.

Karma is REAL people!

OK, maybe it isn't, but seriously, the people who were cheering Santana's injury were just asking for it (and actually, it shoul be noted, TV's comment was far from the most obnoxious - it's just the one to which I happened to originally reply.

You know metsrefugees and other such outlets will explode with joy when they get the news, and the same people here who were originally "hoping" for Santana to be out for awhile will have the stones to call them classless.

http://www.metsrefugees.com/forum/showthread.php_t=4183

you can follow along here.

by **Bakestar** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 17:54:22

DaveCfromNJ says:
March 16, 2009 at 2:47 pm

If I ever saw Chase Utley on the street, I’d spit in his face. That goes for Shane Victorino as well. I’ve been watching Team USA in the WBC, and I’ve never seen anyone pop up as much as he does.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 18:33:32

i've never seen anyone HIT GRAND SLAMS OFF OF C.C. SABATHIA IN THE PLAYOFFS as much as he does

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 20:38:35

Mets fans < Stupid

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