FTN wrote:getting better
ive got a feeling
lovely rita
Barry Jive wrote:my roommate has a set of Beatles glasses that his girlfriend bought for him. at our little Christmas party we were drinking a bunch of fancy beer so I put out all our glasses so people could pour their beers into them if they so chose. well, our refrigerator shakes when people walk by it because our kitchen floor isn't level, and something fell off the top of the fridge and smashed one of them. i happened to be standing right next to it when it happened, so although it was in no way my fault i felt implicated. then, a few hours later, my drunk-ass friend started driving his head into my chest, just messing around. i was also a little drunk so i started pushing back with my head. he, naturally, lost his balance and bumped into a table. another Beatles glass was sitting on the edge of the table and fell over and broke. in a panic, i offered to buy my roommate a new set of glasses. at the time, i had no idea they cost 10 bucks. i was thinking even more expensive. but anyway, his girlfriend started hounding me, reminding me that SHE bought them for him. like i didn't just assure him that i'd buy him a new set. and like they didn't cost 10 #$&! dollars.
Rev_Beezer wrote:that's an ELO song
FTN wrote: im a dick towards everyone, you're not special.