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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Thu Apr 16, 2020 21:35:56

Werthless wrote:
The Dude wrote:35th straight night of making dinner and i'm running out of ideas

Taco night is always a good idea. Doesn't have to be Tuesday.


Thaco Thursday.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby momadance » Thu Apr 16, 2020 21:41:38

I prefer Thot Thursday.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby PrattRules » Thu Apr 16, 2020 21:54:02

I'm still trying to polish off the ham I made for Easter. I haven't shaved my beard since quarantine either.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby phatj » Thu Apr 16, 2020 23:47:20

Funny... I shaved the first weekend of quarantine for the first time since September. I've shaved three times a week since.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 17, 2020 08:07:45

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Based on this year's calendar, what would you consider to be the second week of May?
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Apr 17, 2020 08:10:12

3 TO 9.

gotta move to the european way of doing things i weeks. its maddening from a US perspective but makes a lot of sense in situations like this.

https://www.epochconverter.com/weeks/2020

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Apr 17, 2020 08:14:25

jamiethekiller wrote:3 TO 9.

Unless 2nd FULL week is specified
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 17, 2020 08:21:08

Thank you. My boss asked me to schedule a meeting the second week of May, so I scheduled it for the 6th and he replied that he meant the following week. I was just wondering if I was crazy.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 17, 2020 08:23:16

jamiethekiller wrote:3 TO 9.

gotta move to the european way of doing things i weeks. its maddening from a US perspective but makes a lot of sense in situations like this.

https://www.epochconverter.com/weeks/2020



Yeah, the European way does make a lot more sense, even with the way we call it the weekEND and yet, Sunday is the beginning of the next week. Monday starting the calendar week really makes more sense.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Napalm » Fri Apr 17, 2020 08:23:28

Uncle Milty wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:3 TO 9.

Unless 2nd FULL week is specified

Usually, 2nd 'Calendar' Week is a phrase used to be specified

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Apr 17, 2020 09:08:24

Napalm wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:3 TO 9.

Unless 2nd FULL week is specified

Usually, 2nd 'Calendar' Week is a phrase used to be specified

Inefficient since calendar requires twice the characters of full.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Napalm » Fri Apr 17, 2020 09:17:11

Uncle Milty wrote:
Napalm wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:3 TO 9.

Unless 2nd FULL week is specified

Usually, 2nd 'Calendar' Week is a phrase used to be specified

Inefficient since calendar requires twice the characters of full.

I can put you in touch with Mavis Beacon if it's 2 hard

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Apr 17, 2020 09:30:38

Napalm wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:3 TO 9.

Unless 2nd FULL week is specified

Usually, 2nd 'Calendar' Week is a phrase used to be specified


Just say week of May 4 or May 11.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Fri Apr 17, 2020 09:37:04

Napalm wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
Napalm wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:3 TO 9.

Unless 2nd FULL week is specified

Usually, 2nd 'Calendar' Week is a phrase used to be specified

Inefficient since calendar requires twice the characters of full.

I can put you in touch with Mavis Beacon if it's 2 hard


She's not real :(

Mavis Beacon is often thought to be a living or historical figure by the public. This confusion has led many to contact the software developers seeking to speak to, interview, or book Mavis for an event.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 17, 2020 09:41:34

TenuredVulture wrote:
Napalm wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:3 TO 9.

Unless 2nd FULL week is specified

Usually, 2nd 'Calendar' Week is a phrase used to be specified


Just say week of May 4 or May 11.


This is what I do when I’m talking about something other than “next week”
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Apr 17, 2020 09:50:15

Napalm wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
Napalm wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:3 TO 9.

Unless 2nd FULL week is specified

Usually, 2nd 'Calendar' Week is a phrase used to be specified

Inefficient since calendar requires twice the characters of full.

I can put you in touch with Mavis Beacon if it's 2 hard

Is she hot?
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Fri Apr 17, 2020 09:56:21

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby thephan » Fri Apr 17, 2020 13:31:13

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby PrattRules » Fri Apr 17, 2020 14:15:55

junk mail. nice pun.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby thephan » Fri Apr 17, 2020 16:38:57

The ad rotator had an ad for The Walden Font Company which seems surreal right down to their inclusion of a graphic of what looks like a late 19th century factory because a place that cropped up in 1995 selling digital goods has a factory. That aside, it is an interesting site.
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