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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Apr 10, 2020 21:16:16

Congrats! Don't name it something stupid.
Drunk and stupid is no way to be remembered but it is an easy way to forget.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Fri Apr 10, 2020 21:20:39

Well, has the other guy had a vasectomy?
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby momadance » Fri Apr 10, 2020 21:22:40

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bill McNeal » Sat Apr 11, 2020 20:54:14

I shaved off my beard tonight and now my entire family hates me.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Sat Apr 11, 2020 20:55:54

"and now"

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Apr 11, 2020 21:10:21

you're a father of three. time to class it up.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:55:16

Mail carrier delivering mail on EASTER SUNDAY here.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby The Dude » Sun Apr 12, 2020 12:03:51

Sure they weren't delivering something for Amazon?

My instacart hasn't shown yet so we haven't had our thanksgiving passover/easter yet. Ordered Whole Foods yesterday but they were out of turkey breasts. Hope it comes today
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Apr 12, 2020 14:18:43

Bill McNeal wrote:So tmi post ok

[Reveal] Spoiler:
I had a vasectomy 8 years ago. My wife hasn’t had her period since February. We’ve been taking advantage of our time together these past few weeks. We’re not having a corona baby, right?


Couple of possibilities other than corona baby--she's stressed, or she's entering menopause.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Apr 12, 2020 14:21:39

"Listen to a little bit of this podcast" has replaced "I had the strangest dream last night" as the conversational opener that most makes my blood run cold.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Sun Apr 12, 2020 16:05:08

what do you have against Matthew Wilder

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby momadance » Sun Apr 12, 2020 17:39:27

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Napalm » Sun Apr 12, 2020 21:00:26

momadance wrote:Image

Before you slip into the night, you'll want something to drink

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Sun Apr 12, 2020 21:09:46


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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby azrider » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:59:36

found out yesterday for the first time my grandfather had the spanish flu and lost a brother who had it. also found out he lost two other sisters as infants. what amazes me most though, is that my great grandfather went from knocking my great grandmother up from an already impressive 11 times to now 14. wish i met them.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:03:20

azrider wrote:found out yesterday for the first time my grandfather had the spanish flu and lost a brother who had it. also found out he lost two other sisters as infants. what amazes me most though, is that my great grandfather went from knocking my great grandmother up from an already impressive 11 times to now 14. wish i met them.


Your great grandmother surviving a minimum of 14 pregnancies is pretty badass too.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:11:51

yeah, the first thing isn't really noteworthy. heck, i could do that over a weekend (albeit not with the same partner of course)

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:25:23

My great-grandmother survived 19 pregnancies. I just can't imagine.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:30:21

Kinda lost track of the date and didn't realize yesterday was the 12th, meaning my Pop is gone 17 years. Guess I better call Mom again today since we didn't talk about it yesterday.

I've got an excuse ready if I need it.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:42:16

so much spousal rape. its just awful to think about. the stories of my grandfather are not good.

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