Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:45:57

In my great-grandparents case it was a business decision. The old homestead was huge and they needed laborers.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:53:10

jamiethekiller wrote:so much spousal rape. its just awful to think about. the stories of my grandfather are not good.


My guess is that this is (sadly) likely just as common now, it's just easier to avoid/terminate pregnancies.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby azrider » Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:11:08

jamiethekiller wrote:so much spousal rape. its just awful to think about. the stories of my grandfather are not good.


never heard much about that... but it was an arranged marriage, both born in germany/austria. he was 28 she was 13. had her first at 14 and last at 44. but wouldn't surprise me.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby The Dude » Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:13:19

Slowhand wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:so much spousal rape. its just awful to think about. the stories of my grandfather are not good.


My guess is that this is (sadly) likely just as common now, it's just easier to avoid/terminate pregnancies.


i really doubt the first part is true
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Grotewold » Mon Apr 13, 2020 15:01:16

Don't tell me it will "only" take some elbow grease. That's the last fucking thing I want to hear

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby azrider » Mon Apr 13, 2020 15:06:54

USA USA USA

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number fucking 1 once again. gotta be proud to be an american!

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Apr 13, 2020 15:11:11

Bucky wrote:yeah, the first thing isn't really noteworthy. heck, i could do that over a weekend (albeit not with the same partner of course)


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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Werthless » Mon Apr 13, 2020 15:13:51

USA has the heaviest TP, probably. Triple ply baby!

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Apr 13, 2020 22:14:49

Boiled french fries are the approximate equivalent of fried rice
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby phatj » Mon Apr 13, 2020 22:55:46

Uncle Milty wrote:Boiled french fries are the approximate equivalent of fried rice

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Tue Apr 14, 2020 02:40:26

Bad news a brewin’. I can feel it...
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Tue Apr 14, 2020 08:09:13

sp basically business as usual

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Grotewold » Wed Apr 15, 2020 08:32:41

Repositioned my work station to face the TV and have a window to my side, rather than facing a blank wall.

Disappointed it took me 33 days to take that action

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby momadance » Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:54:28

My cherry blossoms are starting to bloom. That makes me smile.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Wheels Tupay » Wed Apr 15, 2020 13:11:33

momadance wrote:My cherry blossoms are starting to bloom. That makes me smile.


Hey bud this is a PG board
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby momadance » Wed Apr 15, 2020 13:28:20

Wheels Tupay wrote:
momadance wrote:My cherry blossoms are starting to bloom. That makes me smile.


Hey bud this is a PG board


Lies.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Wed Apr 15, 2020 13:36:39

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby thephan » Wed Apr 15, 2020 14:44:47

https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEC ... id=US%3Aen

A paper plant in Maine explodes and s*** rains down from the sky. Imagine all the toilet paper we won't be getting, I hope you stocked up.

The video in the story however is insane.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby azrider » Wed Apr 15, 2020 15:03:13

damn it... they just stopped giving out those disposable rags at the car wash and now a paper mill blows up. really concerned about how i'm going to wipe my ass during the summer.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Apr 15, 2020 16:51:53

Okay, I may be backsliding a bit on what I decide to wear on the rare occasions I venture outside, but my motto is "If you can tell I'm gross/ then you're too close."
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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