thephan wrote:

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thephan wrote:Since I got time on my hands I fired up the smoker and while I was out there I heard a voice from the other side of my fence saying “ No, it looks like a barbecue grill, there’s just a lot of smoke coming off of it, I don’t think you need to send an emergency response“ I tried to say that it was all OK and thank the person for their concern but they literally were running up the street by the time I open the gate.

Bill McNeal wrote:

jamiethekiller wrote:3 TO 9.

gotta move to the european way of doing things i weeks. its maddening from a US perspective but makes a lot of sense in situations like this.

https://www.epochconverter.com/weeks/2020

Yeah, the European way does make a lot more sense, even with the way we call it the weekEND and yet, Sunday is the beginning of the next week. Monday starting the calendar week really makes more sense.

CALLER LEFT THEIR WASHING MACHINE RUNNING WITH THE LID OPEN WANTS TO MAKE SURE NO GASES OR FUMES WERE RELEASED BY DOING SO DOES NOT SMELL ANY VAPORS OR ODORS CURRENTLY REQ FD TO MAKE SURE ALL IS WELL

Bucky wrote:

CALLER LEFT THEIR WASHING MACHINE RUNNING WITH THE LID OPEN WANTS TO MAKE SURE NO GASES OR FUMES WERE RELEASED BY DOING SO DOES NOT SMELL ANY VAPORS OR ODORS CURRENTLY REQ FD TO MAKE SURE ALL IS WELL

80'S/F WITH HEAD STUCK IN THE MICROWAVE

The Dude wrote:actually the example is two porn genres

The Dude wrote:actually the example is two porn genres

CFP wrote:Lotta dumbasses on bikes yesterday. Had to take a (very) short trip from my house in East Falls to Manayunk to pick up a prescription at CVS, and almost hit three different people. Not sure who my favorite was, the two guys riding bikes going against traffic on the sidewalk, causing me to look over my left shoulder to see if they were coming (they were) as I made a left turn, the guy coming straight towards me going the wrong way, or the guy who tried to time up a light and instead cut right in front of me as it went to green. At least he apologized.