Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

by **momadance** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 23:52:14

Random threat almost full. We've been missing Slowhand and WFO for awhile now. Private investigations are ongoing.

by **momadance** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 23:57:21

No one answers Slowhand's phone :-(

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 00:13:35

momadance wrote:No one answers Slowhand's phone

I thought no one answered phones any more.

by **momadance** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 00:18:46

I can confirm Slowhand is still alive. My man is taking a break from the internet for awhile.

by **Monkeyboy** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 00:31:54

momadance wrote:I can confirm Slowhand is still alive. My man is taking a break from the internet for awhile.

well that's good news

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 00:32:59

Monkeyboy wrote:
momadance wrote:I can confirm Slowhand is still alive. My man is taking a break from the internet for awhile.

well that's good news

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 00:35:31

Good to hear

by **momadance** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 00:39:23

He's doing well. He'll be back eventually. Bucky's emails went into his "promotions" folder. Bigger question is why is Bucky a spammer?

by **momadance** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 00:44:32

I also provide proof.

by **azrider** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 01:22:54

momadance wrote:I can confirm Slowhand is still alive. My man is taking a break from the internet for awhile.

Thank you kind sir.

by **momadance** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 02:07:30

azrider wrote:
momadance wrote:I can confirm Slowhand is still alive. My man is taking a break from the internet for awhile.

Thank you kind sir.

Felt kind of creepy reaching out, but we were all legit concerned. With help from a few other members on BSG, we found Slowhand. I've spent close to 3 hours texting back and forth. He is well.

by **slugsrbad** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 02:09:36

Good. Hopefully in his time off he learns to appreciate good music like Queen.

by **Uncle Milty** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 07:02:13

momadance wrote:I can confirm Slowhand is still alive.

This news can only be considered great.

by **Rockinghorse** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 08:11:18

He'll never get promoted if he doesn't check that folder once in a while

by **azrider** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 16:00:08

momadance wrote:
azrider wrote:
momadance wrote:I can confirm Slowhand is still alive. My man is taking a break from the internet for awhile.

Thank you kind sir.

Felt kind of creepy reaching out, but we were all legit concerned. With help from a few other members on BSG, we found Slowhand. I've spent close to 3 hours texting back and forth. He is well.

I was going to recommend reinstating and enlisting the services of youseff for his superior but quite scary stalking abilities, but fortunately you chose to jump on the grenade instead. Seriously, thanks. hope you told him he was missed and we all do care about him.

by **azrider** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 16:00:13

momadance wrote:
azrider wrote:
momadance wrote:I can confirm Slowhand is still alive. My man is taking a break from the internet for awhile.

Thank you kind sir.

Felt kind of creepy reaching out, but we were all legit concerned. With help from a few other members on BSG, we found Slowhand. I've spent close to 3 hours texting back and forth. He is well.

I was going to recommend reinstating and enlisting the services of youseff for his superior but quite scary stalking abilities, but fortunately you chose to jump on the grenade instead. Seriously, thanks. hope you told him he was missed and we all do care about him.

by **momadance** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 16:23:01

I did. He said he'll be back at some point and he appreciated our concern and reaching out.

by **thephan** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 16:41:49

He’s getting ready for spring training. Just gotta do some spring cleaning and erase all our mentions of concern around here.

by **slugsrbad** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 21:00:02

I wanted to go through my posts because I'm looking for a specific old post of mine. I went to the member list and sorted by posts (not sure if I make the top page yet) and noticed we have a lot of 0 post users. Notably, there is a slugsrgood that was made in 2014. I can't recall if I made it myself in some random troll move, or if someone else did and never utilized it. Also, apparently the good Reverend's wife is a member and only posted once.

by **slugsrbad** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 21:01:30

In the spirit of post padding, I am on the top page and the next three ahead of me are Slowhand, WFO, and DiM. If Moz, cartersDad, or Tupay disappear (the next three after that) then you may want to call the authorities.

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