JFLNYC wrote: Hell, by all accounts Washington had wooden teeth.
1700 dental care being what it was, the wooden teeth thing is a legend. His dental problems started early, and if the supposition is right that it had to do with mercury-oxide, which had side effects. Washington has false teeth that were comprised of a composition of things. Human teeth (most certainly slaves), ivory, gold, etc. No wood, but also absolutely all false. According to this wiki page, Washington only had 1 tooth remaining at his inauguration.