Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby swishnicholson » Wed May 30, 2018 22:06:00

Bucky wrote:
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Bucky wrote:that PECO $75 refrigerator 'recycling' rebate that has been showing up as a banner ad for me SUCIS. They won't come and pick up my fridge because of no on-street parking and the truck won't come into my driveway.


Is your refrigerator running?


Let me go check...


Yes!


Maybe it will head over to a street with parking then!
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby phatj » Wed May 30, 2018 23:56:55

phatj wrote:Think my cat has killed 11 rabbits so far this spring

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Thu May 31, 2018 00:18:43

phatj wrote:
phatj wrote:Think my cat has killed 11 rabbits so far this spring

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Serial killers start by killing small animals before they move on to killing people. You need to put a stop to this before it's too late.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Soren » Thu May 31, 2018 05:51:14

Did your cat have issues with bed wetting or early childhood brain trauma?
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Soren » Thu May 31, 2018 07:24:35

It's my Dad's birthday, first since his Mom died. She would call him every year to sing happy birthday to him. This is the first thing about her dying that left me feeling bummed, she was an amazing woman that had a great, long life and I tried remembering it that way.

I dunno, it's weird. I'm sure in some corner of his mind he's waiting for the phone call.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Phred » Thu May 31, 2018 09:21:24

Soren wrote:It's my Dad's birthday, first since his Mom died. She would call him every year to sing happy birthday to him. This is the first thing about her dying that left me feeling bummed, she was an amazing woman that had a great, long life and I tried remembering it that way.

I dunno, it's weird. I'm sure in some corner of his mind he's waiting for the phone call.


Too bad you didn't record her singing it. You could have really messed with your dad.


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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu May 31, 2018 09:21:50

I'm happy it is Thursday and not Wednesday

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby pacino » Thu May 31, 2018 12:46:57

British Expert on the Royal Family Is Actually Tommy From Upstate New York:
On the TV screen to enlighten many of them was a commentator named Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills, Esq. He has built a media persona over recent years as one of Britain’s authorities on the royalty, and he appeared in dozens of interviews leading up to the wedding to explain and defend the monarchy.

In his posh British accent, as crowds awaited Ms. Markle’s car, Mr. Mace-Archer-Mills told Norway’s TV 2: “The most important aspect is keeping integrity, keeping formality and making sure that the traditions and heritage that we have as British people remain at the forefront.”


As the couple approached St. George’s Chapel, he told France’s TF1 television: “We’re making world history.”

There are Anglophiles, royal-family devotees and people who obsess over BBC dramas. Then there is 38-year-old Mr. Mace-Archer-Mills, who started life as Thomas “Tommy” Muscatello, an Italian-American from upstate New York.

Mr. Mace-Archer-Mills is chairman of a group called the British Monarchist Society. He favors bow ties, tweed flat caps and top hats.

An elderly British man and woman have agreed he can call them grandparents, and he said he considers them family who have served the royals as good subjects do. He said he is applying for British citizenship.

He speaks of early years spent in Kent, a county in southern England, where “I learned to ride my horses.”

Mr. Mace-Archer-Mills has been a frequent commentator from London over the past few years. He has defended the monarchy on BBC radio, in a video for the Economist and on Comedy Central’s “The Jim Jefferies Show.” He said he doesn’t identify his citizenship to the media, but he discussed his origins when asked by The Wall Street Journal.

Aslaug Henriksen, head of foreign news at TV 2, said the channel wasn’t aware Mr. Mace-Archer-Mills is American by origin and added it wasn’t “important for us in this interview setting.” “The Jim Jefferies Show” said: “If we had any journalistic standards, we imagine we’d be quite upset by this news.”
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu May 31, 2018 12:50:55

Bollix seems especially appropriate in the thread title.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Jun 02, 2018 15:16:30

I accomplished quite a bit today despite not waking up until noon.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby azrider » Sat Jun 02, 2018 16:01:56

who is this?

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Rockinghorse » Sat Jun 02, 2018 16:34:50

I had to look it up, googling "hipster white walker" didn't yield the result so I used the Insta account
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bucky » Sat Jun 02, 2018 16:55:12

Y, N

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bucky » Sat Jun 02, 2018 16:56:16

Rockinghorse wrote:I had to look it up, googling "hipster white walker" didn't yield the result so I used the Insta account
[Reveal] Spoiler:
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reverse image search works for that yo

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:A ... V8kvyaS6fw

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Jun 02, 2018 17:36:45

I can't not laugh:

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sat Jun 02, 2018 21:53:16

My mom uses my Amazon Prime account and like 5 of my cousins have either recently had babies or are about to have babies, and ~60% of my gmail inbox the past month is my mom buying baby stuff.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:59:35

Hello, internet weirdos.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:04:22

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:29:26

I hear there's a sequel or remake of Top Gun on the way. I can't say I ever actually watched the movie, but it seems to represent everything terrible about the 80s.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby 1 » Sun Jun 03, 2018 12:47:51

Watch the volleyball scene ASAP
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