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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby PrattRules » Wed Jun 06, 2018 22:36:25

jerseyhoya wrote:Went to a beer garden tonight and my buddy who is a Philly friend from HS ordered a big pretzel that cost $14. You're getting off easy with that melt, cballs.


I would like to see this pretzel.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Wed Jun 06, 2018 22:47:28

PrattRules wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Went to a beer garden tonight and my buddy who is a Philly friend from HS ordered a big pretzel that cost $14. You're getting off easy with that melt, cballs.


I would like to see this pretzel.

I should have taken a picture. It was pretty gigantic.

I had an $18 beer in a boot and got pretty sloshed off it.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby thephan » Wed Jun 06, 2018 23:10:56

Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it


Died doing what it loved.
yawn

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby azrider » Wed Jun 06, 2018 23:12:39

6.11.18
[Reveal] Spoiler:
IHOb

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bucky » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:17:42

watched the bottom of the 9th horizontally last night. I refuse to go back and read the remainder of the GDT.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bucky » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:19:39

(turned the TV off before the ball even landed)

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Soren » Thu Jun 07, 2018 15:36:42

CalvinBall wrote:Today I learned Tommy Lee is engaged to a Vine star from Perkasie who is 25 years his younger.


Ugh, gross. Perkasie :|
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:30:11

My nephew called me fat. He’s a jerk. He’s also...not wrong.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sun Jun 10, 2018 00:48:55

As a DCite who has consumed a decent amount of alcohol in crowds these past two evenings I feel shortchanged I haven't seen the Cup yet

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby CalvinBall » Sun Jun 10, 2018 20:57:22

Was in NYC over the weekend. City is so amazingly smelly, worse than anything Philly has to offer. Also, every block has scaffolding covering the sidewalk. Had been a few years since I had walked the streets there. Need to clean that mess up before you can say you're the greatest city.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby phatj » Sun Jun 10, 2018 21:11:30

Pretty much matches my last NYC experience 10 years ago. And the previous one, about 10 years before that
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Jun 10, 2018 21:13:33

yeah, i've often wondered how many new yorkers are employed in the scaffolding business. It must be huge.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Jun 11, 2018 07:13:17

Love too accidentally reverse my phone camera and discover I have three chins (?)

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby thephan » Mon Jun 11, 2018 08:28:05

Good Day,

How are u doing today ? Apologies! I am a military woman ,seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of ($10,500,000.00 USD) to you, as far as I can be assured that my money will be safe in your care until I complete my service here in Afghanistan and come over next month. This is legitimate, and there is no danger involved. If interested, reply immediately for detailed information.

Regards ,
Sgt. Monica L. Brown
yawn

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Napalm » Mon Jun 11, 2018 08:31:43

wow. They asked how you were doing and then sort of pulled the rug out from under that by profusely apologizing. That sounds suspicious.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby CalvinBall » Mon Jun 11, 2018 08:36:09

International house of burgers

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Phred » Mon Jun 11, 2018 08:47:07

thephan wrote:
Good Day,

How are u doing today ? Apologies! I am a military woman ,seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of ($10,500,000.00 USD) to you, as far as I can be assured that my money will be safe in your care until I complete my service here in Afghanistan and come over next month. This is legitimate, and there is no danger involved. If interested, reply immediately for detailed information.

Regards ,
Sgt. Monica L. Brown


Is she hot? I would definitely as for pics.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Jun 11, 2018 09:15:56

Greek place down the street gives you a heavy sack of fries for free but charges $2 extra if you want a cup of salad instead - thanks obama

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:01:44

Grotewold wrote:Love too accidentally reverse my phone camera and discover I have three chins (?)


On a family vacation. Lots of pictures being taken. Lots of harsh reality checks.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby azrider » Mon Jun 11, 2018 14:22:17

couldn't find the pennsyltucky thread....

http://www.azfamily.com/story/38391540/a-pennsylvania-man-spoke-to-reporters-about-a-dead-body-turns-out-it-was-his-mom

really wanted to watch the interview.

btw... with all the shale oil money up there, is it still pennsyltucky or is it pexas?

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