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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Jun 12, 2018 20:46:07

I always tip the pizza guy $3
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Jun 12, 2018 20:55:15

$5

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Jun 12, 2018 20:59:24

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby The Dude » Tue Jun 12, 2018 21:07:03

doesn't it matter what the total is? also they don't get the delivery fee usually. that's the pizza place charging you for having to hire a driver
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby slugsrbad » Tue Jun 12, 2018 21:07:43

Uncle Milty wrote:
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Uncle Milty wrote:Ordered pizza for delivery for the first time in forever. How much are you supposed to tip the driver these days?


$3 is always what I hoped for.. but I was a poor college student, so I don't know if that's "good" or not

ON TOP OF YOUR CUT FROM THE DELIVERY FEE?!?!?!


We got the tiniest of fractions from the delivery fee, that mostly went to the store.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Tue Jun 12, 2018 21:21:02

The Dude wrote:My wife and I have decided it’s time to put our cat down. When we adopted him, she was 22, I was 25, and we just moved into our first apartment at 10th and Catherine. We are now 38 and 41 with 2 kids in the suburbs. We are so happy he was with us so long but this sucks bad.


Feels bad man, I’m sorry.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Tue Jun 12, 2018 21:22:27

I don’t tip pizza delivery guys, why would I tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself?
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby mickbayne » Tue Jun 12, 2018 21:33:22

The Dude wrote:My wife and I have decided it’s time to put our cat down. When we adopted him, she was 22, I was 25, and we just moved into our first apartment at 10th and Catherine. We are now 38 and 41 with 2 kids in the suburbs. We are so happy he was with us so long but this sucks bad.

Sorry dude :(. That's a helluva run, though.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Jun 12, 2018 21:50:40

mickbayne wrote:
The Dude wrote:My wife and I have decided it’s time to put our cat down. When we adopted him, she was 22, I was 25, and we just moved into our first apartment at 10th and Catherine. We are now 38 and 41 with 2 kids in the suburbs. We are so happy he was with us so long but this sucks bad.

Sorry dude :(. That's a helluva run, though.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby The Dude » Tue Jun 12, 2018 21:58:17

thanks guys.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby slugsrbad » Tue Jun 12, 2018 22:11:55

Bill McNeal wrote:I don’t tip pizza delivery guys, why would I tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself?


Do you feel the same about wait staff? When I delivered we were paid at the tip-wage minimum plus a fraction of the delivery charge. If that is your attitude, don't get delivery.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Tue Jun 12, 2018 22:30:15

slugsrbad wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:I don’t tip pizza delivery guys, why would I tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself?


Do you feel the same about wait staff? When I delivered we were paid at the tip-wage minimum plus a fraction of the delivery charge. If that is your attitude, don't get delivery.



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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby slugsrbad » Tue Jun 12, 2018 22:34:15

Bill McNeal wrote:
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Bill McNeal wrote:I don’t tip pizza delivery guys, why would I tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself?


Do you feel the same about wait staff? When I delivered we were paid at the tip-wage minimum plus a fraction of the delivery charge. If that is your attitude, don't get delivery.



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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby swishnicholson » Tue Jun 12, 2018 22:45:24

The Dude wrote:My wife and I have decided it’s time to put our cat down. When we adopted him, she was 22, I was 25, and we just moved into our first apartment at 10th and Catherine. We are now 38 and 41 with 2 kids in the suburbs. We are so happy he was with us so long but this sucks bad.



Ah, that's tough. We had a cat that was with us for over 18 years, through four rentals, three cities, two houses, three kids, a marriage and a divorce. In fact maybe the toughest part of the divorce was not being able to say goodbye to Max*. One cool cat, and, as you say, i'm glad he stuck around long enough for the kids to grow old enough to know him. Had and have other cats since, and while they're not the same, giving them a chance has helped ease things. But it's painful how attached you get to them. Sorry for your loss.


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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby The Dude » Tue Jun 12, 2018 23:11:30

Thank you swish. We sat my daughter down to tell her what was going on and she said “ok” and continued watching “my little pony”
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Wed Jun 13, 2018 05:22:59

The Dude wrote:My wife and I have decided it’s time to put our cat down. When we adopted him, she was 22, I was 25, and we just moved into our first apartment at 10th and Catherine. We are now 38 and 41 with 2 kids in the suburbs. We are so happy he was with us so long but this sucks bad.



Sorry, Dude. We had our cat for over 20 years (got him as a kitten) and it sucks losing a pet that's been with you for so long.

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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby thephan » Wed Jun 13, 2018 06:02:59

Bill McNeal wrote:I don’t tip pizza delivery guys, why would I tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself?


I like my mental image of you going to the kitchen in a nice restaurant and telling the line cook what you will be having for dinner.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Soren » Wed Jun 13, 2018 06:29:06

Yea The Dude, that sucks. Pets are family.
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby pacino » Wed Jun 13, 2018 06:44:33

sorry, dude :(
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Re: Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

Unread postby Phred » Wed Jun 13, 2018 09:26:17

That sucks, Dude. He had a hell of a run. RIP Cat.

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