Some awful meandering RANDOM bollix

by **BigEd76** » Mon Jun 11, 2018 16:49:46

How the hell are Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson engaged already? Haven't seen a relationship go this fast since Britney Spears and that other Jason Alexander guy

by **phatj** » Mon Jun 11, 2018 21:06:16

BigEd reads Us Weekly

by **Soren** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 06:55:47

As a robot, BigEd can consume large amounts of data very quickly

by **pacino** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 07:56:12

i know a guy in a polyamorous relationship

his wife has two boyfriends
he is married to his job

to each their own, i guess

by **thephan** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 08:18:53

Pete Davidson seems like a pretty strange cat. Maybe that is just who he plays when the lights are on, but I always thought he was really just playing himself. If this works out for him, he is the clear winner in the equation.

by **The Dude** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 09:34:06

he has mental health issues

by **Napalm** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:54:15

don't we all

by **thephan** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:58:26

This probably belongs in the Florida thread, because Florida man never really disappoints completely, but this is absolute insanity. I will tell you upfront that I should not have laughed, but its OK because somehow the guy not only survives, but he is already out of the hospital. Watch all the toll takers being very engaged, and responsive to the situation...

A car crashed into a toll booth. Then it took an even more violent turn.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:44:01

Got my check up and teeth cleaning at the dentist today. Three things to note: First, the dentist dropped the mirror on my front tooth, causing pain. Second, there are no women employed in the dentist's office. I don't think he really has a hygienist--he did the cleaning himself--but there's a male receptionist and another male who hands him a new mirror when the first one hits my tooth and falls on the floor. Third, and this has been the case for awhile--but instead of rinse and spit, he sprays water in my mouth and the other guy has this devices that sucks it out. Is this common? When did this become a thing.

Oh, and Lil' Vulture and I continue to have perfect dental health, with no cavities for either of us!

by **JUburton** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:54:39

The water/suction thing is relatively normal though mine always has me rinse/spit with diluted mouthwash after they finish a row.

by **swishnicholson** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 13:46:17

thephan wrote:This probably belongs in the Florida thread, because Florida man never really disappoints completely, but this is absolute insanity. I will tell you upfront that I should not have laughed, but its OK because somehow the guy not only survives, but he is already out of the hospital. Watch all the toll takers being very engaged, and responsive to the situation...

A car crashed into a toll booth. Then it took an even more violent turn.

Keeping calm in an emergency is the most important thing. Second most is, well, hang on, now I forget too. Better to just keep on keeping calm.

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 15:09:29

love how the toll booth guy continues to hand the one car change

by **ReadingPhilly** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 15:21:13

i'm all about good sportsmanship but the kid hugging his buddy who he just struck out in a 17-10 game to go to the state championship game is a little weird to me.

by **Shore** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 15:45:47

ReadingPhilly wrote:i'm all about good sportsmanship but the kid hugging his buddy who he just struck out in a 17-10 game to go to the state championship game is a little weird to me.

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 15:48:04

by **Bucky** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 16:05:00

i'm guessing there's a little more of a backstory than we're all privy to.

by **The Dude** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 19:42:27

My wife and I have decided it’s time to put our cat down. When we adopted him, she was 22, I was 25, and we just moved into our first apartment at 10th and Catherine. We are now 38 and 41 with 2 kids in the suburbs. We are so happy he was with us so long but this sucks bad.

by **Werthless** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 19:48:24

ReadingPhilly wrote:i'm all about good sportsmanship but the kid hugging his buddy who he just struck out in a 17-10 game to go to the state championship game is a little weird to me.

I thought the hug had an uncomfortable amount of swaying.

by **The Dude** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 19:50:42

Loudspeaker was playing “tiny dancer”

by **slugsrbad** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 20:35:58

Uncle Milty wrote:Ordered pizza for delivery for the first time in forever. How much are you supposed to tip the driver these days?

$3 is always what I hoped for.. but I was a poor college student, so I don't know if that's "good" or not

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