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Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Mar 02, 2018 18:49:21

"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Unread postby momadance » Fri Mar 02, 2018 20:09:39

You can just tell that this one Jeopardy contestant has a dozen cats.

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Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Mar 03, 2018 02:22:19

In case anyone was wondering, the addition of rum to Coke Zero Vanilla does not alter the taste of Coke Zero Vanilla one iota.
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Unread postby The Dude » Sat Mar 03, 2018 13:37:23

my parents just bought a place on Locust lake. i'm very happy
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Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Mar 03, 2018 15:39:13

The Dude wrote:my parents just bought a place on Locust lake. i'm very happy


Yeah, I imagine it must have been a sigh of relief when they chose that over Death of First Born Son Lake.
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Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Mar 03, 2018 15:39:27

Bible Humor!
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Unread postby PrattRules » Sun Mar 04, 2018 02:06:13

She used some teeth, huh?
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Unread postby Werthless » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:30:52

Uncle Milty wrote:Simultaneously the best and worst first date I've ever been on.

First date ever, eh?

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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Mar 04, 2018 19:06:21

Excited for some hot Sizzler action
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Unread postby phatj » Sun Mar 04, 2018 22:45:36

Were Sizzler restaurants ever a thing in PA? It's a big chain of cheap steakhouses out west. The one in my hometown closed up 20-odd years ago due to an E Coli outbreak if memory serves.
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Unread postby PrattRules » Sun Mar 04, 2018 23:34:45

I hurt my knee playing basketball today. Hope this isn't a portent of things to come in my 30s.
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Unread postby CFP » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:05:52

Starting to feel kind of exhausted with all the sportz lately. Things are definitely a little different when you're 27, but I feel like I'm trying to make the time I had when I was 15. Between the Eagles, Sixers and Flyers runs over the last month and a half or so it's been a hell of a lot of fun to watch but it's weird to think how easy life could be when you're younger. Wish there was more time in the day!

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Unread postby CalvinBall » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:19:30

Exhausted with the sports? Like tired of watching sports or you get tired from watching?

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Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:26:13

Cold out there today!
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Unread postby CFP » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:41:59

CalvinBall wrote:Exhausted with the sports? Like tired of watching sports or you get tired from watching?


Exhausted of the schedule I guess and trying to find the time to watch while still worrying about general life stuff. Not everyone has been this good at the same time in basically forever! It's a nice problem to have I guess. A few years ago I wouldn't have felt bad about missing the Sixers' 58th loss of the season, but now I feel like I'm missing out if I don't watch.

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Unread postby Soren » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:49:17

guys contact cement smells really bad.
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Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:50:51

Soren wrote:guys contact cement smells really bad.


But what about the buzz?
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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:03:03

Uncle Milty wrote:
Soren wrote:guys contact cement smells really bad.

Until you put it in a bag that you place on your face like an oxygen mask.

In high school, I had detention once and football practice after, there were several other kids on the football team in there as well so we all sat at the same table. One kid, who was not the brightest bulb, had a jar of rubber cement and was going to town on it. He found a paper bag (detention was in the cafeteria) and poured like half the jar into the bag and really went at it. When detention was over we were walking to practice he was all loopy and said his lungs felt like they were full of glue (go figure). Then as we walking, we came up on a gate blocking a driveway on campus, it was about hip high and just a simple metal tubing style of gate, he decided he was going to hurdle it. So he runs up and jumps and his back foot clipped the top of the metal tubing and he went face first into the driveway. Busted up his nose, and got road rash all over his face. Moral of the story, if you are gonna huff rubber cement, don't try to hurdle things.
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Unread postby Soren » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:05:35

Slowhand wrote:
Soren wrote:guys contact cement smells really bad.


But what about the buzz?


overrated tbh
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Unread postby azrider » Mon Mar 05, 2018 14:19:23

two things my parents never let me do until I was an adult... sit in the 700 level at an eagles game or take me to chuck e cheese's. probably both excellent decisions in parenting.

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