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Unread postby slugsrbad » Thu Mar 08, 2018 14:59:59

CalvinBall wrote:friend is mad bc he got a noise complaint (his third one) from someone else in his building bc his dogs bark a lot.

he told me it is the guy beneath them and that he took off the bark collars today so they would bark to get back at the guy. and that we should all stomp on the floor and be loud tonight.

i told him maybe the dogs do bark a lot and it is a valid complaint. he is not taking it well! friends should always side with each other i was told. eek.


Does he live in Florida, and does his neighbor have a thing for Brazilian women?
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Unread postby jamiethekiller » Thu Mar 08, 2018 15:01:24

CalvinBall wrote:friend is mad bc he got a noise complaint (his third one) from someone else in his building bc his dogs bark a lot.

he told me it is the guy beneath them and that he took off the bark collars today so they would bark to get back at the guy. and that we should all stomp on the floor and be loud tonight.

i told him maybe the dogs do bark a lot and it is a valid complaint. he is not taking it well! friends should always side with each other i was told. eek.



this is why i'm consistently a dick to my pals. they know that they'll never get me on their side in an argument like this. i also have a minor crisis seemingly every week about whether i should even have friends at all

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Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Mar 08, 2018 15:02:50

CalvinBall wrote:friend is mad bc he got a noise complaint (his third one) from someone else in his building bc his dogs bark a lot.

he told me it is the guy beneath them and that he took off the bark collars today so they would bark to get back at the guy. and that we should all stomp on the floor and be loud tonight.

i told him maybe the dogs do bark a lot and it is a valid complaint. he is not taking it well! friends should always side with each other i was told. eek.


Your friend is a dick. Get new friends, pronto.

Seriously, I put up with a barking dog far longer than most people would. It’s incredibly annoying.
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Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 08, 2018 15:04:03

yeah. i am not going to support you when i know first hand that your dogs bark constantly and you cannot get them to stop. friends arent there for that imo. i think they exist as a foil to tell you that you are wrong and encourage you when you are right. i dont want friends that just always say yes you are right.

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Unread postby Bucky » Thu Mar 08, 2018 15:05:46

Calzone YES YOU ARE RIGHT

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Unread postby Bucky » Thu Mar 08, 2018 15:06:10

wait you just told me i shouldn't say that

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Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 08, 2018 15:34:52

cross post from the politics thread because not everyone reads that---

If any of you have time over the next few days and want to send a video message to your rep and senators to encourage them to help end slavery that would be great! You are basically asking them to fund a bill for 2019 that has already passed. It is the same one I have mentioned here a lot.

Just click on the link below. It is easiest if you open it on your desktop and phone. You will record with your phone and read the script from the desktop. Just scroll about halfway down and click "send video."

https://www.ijm.org/hiddennomore

For those in PA, we have the second most videos of all the states so far. Just a tad behind North Carolina. Would be awesome to be at the top. If you have any questions, let me know.

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Unread postby Werthless » Thu Mar 08, 2018 15:37:04

:spam2:

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Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 08, 2018 15:48:00

its not spam werhtless!

it is activism and it matters. pals have helped here in the past so wanted to keep them involved.

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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Mar 08, 2018 15:48:31

Slowhand wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:friend is mad bc he got a noise complaint (his third one) from someone else in his building bc his dogs bark a lot.

he told me it is the guy beneath them and that he took off the bark collars today so they would bark to get back at the guy. and that we should all stomp on the floor and be loud tonight.

i told him maybe the dogs do bark a lot and it is a valid complaint. he is not taking it well! friends should always side with each other i was told. eek.


Your friend is a dick. Get new friends, pronto.

Seriously, I put up with a barking dog far longer than most people would. It’s incredibly annoying.


Your friend is a dick for using a bark collar.
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Unread postby slugsrbad » Thu Mar 08, 2018 15:53:30

CalvinBall wrote:its not spam werhtless!

it is activism and it matters. pals have helped here in the past so wanted to keep them involved.


And even if it was, it's not worthless spam!
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Unread postby smitty » Thu Mar 08, 2018 16:07:27

Spam is good stuff. Shouldn't eat it too often. I'm sure it's the opposite of good for you. But it's damn good.
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Unread postby Bucky » Thu Mar 08, 2018 16:07:28

penndot failed to send a registration renewal form this year. Luckily I caught it before the fuzz did. Harder to keep track of now without stickers.

I found this out while on the way to get my car inspected (which of course requires valid registration). Sat in the car outside the mechanic's for 5 minutes and VIOLA I was extended 2 years with a PDF to prove it.

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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu Mar 08, 2018 16:59:07

smitty wrote:Spam is good stuff. Shouldn't eat it too often. I'm sure it's the opposite of good for you. But it's damn good.


There's bacon flavored spam, which isn't as good as bacon but is still good.
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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Mar 08, 2018 17:06:34

TenuredVulture wrote:
smitty wrote:Spam is good stuff. Shouldn't eat it too often. I'm sure it's the opposite of good for you. But it's damn good.


There's bacon flavored spam, which isn't as good as bacon but is still good.


Let me know when you find some turkey bacon spam
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Unread postby 1 » Thu Mar 08, 2018 17:18:44

Uncle Milty wrote:Spam flavored Spam is still the best.

Spam, eggs, sausage, and spam for me
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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Mar 08, 2018 17:24:18

It smells like garlic bread in here.
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Unread postby curveball » Thu Mar 08, 2018 18:50:52

You really got something when your farts smell exotic....

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Unread postby Soren » Thu Mar 08, 2018 19:02:35

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Unread postby thephan » Thu Mar 08, 2018 19:02:37

Shock in Milwaukee over 'cluster' outbreak of HIV and syphilis, including babies and teens... God is watching you immoral Milwaukee bastards.
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