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Postby Slowhand » Wed Jan 10, 2018 21:52:59

I have no idea how I stumbled upon this strange little guy’s YouTube channel, but I can’t stop watching his weird videos. You can notice it in this video, but in other videos it’s even more apparent how filthy his apartment is.

How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby PrattRules » Wed Jan 10, 2018 22:00:23

He looks like a guy who would lick your shoe for a nickel.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Jan 10, 2018 22:51:14

Thinking about selling my saxophone. Haven't played it in years, and Lil' Vulture never showed any interest. (To my shame, she went from percussion(!) to choir.) It's a good horn--late 70s era H-Couf Superba, quick internet research says it's worth somewhere in the neighborhood of 1700-2300. It is in excellent condition--a pad or two and a cork or two might need to be replaced and it's not as shiny as a new saxophone would be.

It's a good horn, and for sentimental reasons I've held on to it all this time, but I think lots of people might benefit from upgrading from the school rental to a quality instrument.
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Postby pacino » Thu Jan 11, 2018 08:47:37

this thread has big shoes to fill; the last random thoughts was classic BSG. it even ended on vasectomy talk
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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:14:01

Yeah, I would have been skeptical of that story bad there not been pictures of her at the cs counter. That is why return policies suck, ass hole people have to take advantage of obvious loopholes.
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Postby mickbayne » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:30:31

I worked at Costco for ten years. People would return banana peels and rotisserie chicken carcasses. It was insane.
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Postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:01:46

mickbayne wrote:I worked at Costco for ten years. People would return banana peels and rotisserie chicken carcasses. It was insane.


When I worked at Best Buy we had a lady (who clearly had some legitimate mental issues) come in all the time with the strangest complaints and stuff. One day she returned an empty Diet Coke and snickers wrapper because they gave her diarrhea.
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Postby Pittfan03 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:33:07

Other thread is locked. Reason I got the vasectomy is lady friend and I had several scares last year, and it's just so much easier and safer for me to do it and to have her undergo getting her tubes tied.
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Postby The Dude » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:34:36

wait hasn't she been acting copmpletely crazy and annoying
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:35:19

That's just the pregnancy hormones
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Postby Pittfan03 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:39:04

Ha.
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Postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 11, 2018 13:15:02

Learned about this “no fap” movement that is all the rage. What a bunch of jerk offs. No fap? No thanks, I say!
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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jan 11, 2018 13:37:51

Is Lays still doing that weird potato chip flavor thing? Because I just got an idea--balut!
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Postby JUburton » Thu Jan 11, 2018 13:45:31

Slowhand wrote:Learned about this “no fap” movement that is all the rage. What a bunch of jerk offs. No fap? No thanks, I say!
this is pretty heavily associated with mens rights activists.

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Postby Phred » Thu Jan 11, 2018 13:45:40

Slowhand wrote:Learned about this “no fap” movement that is all the rage. What a bunch of jerk offs. No fap? No thanks, I say!



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Postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 11, 2018 13:52:33

These idiots think it gives them superhuman powers. So dumb.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:01:40

Wait, really? Is this a thing not associated with the Roman Catholic Church?

I guess they're worried that if they play with one joystick, it might make it more difficult to play with the other.
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Postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:04:40

It seems to have started as kind of a support group for dudes with pornography addiction, but now includes a bunch of dummies who think abstaining gives them all these powers above other men.
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Unread postby curveball » Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:07:33

Myself, I've always like women who were good with their hands.

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Unread postby WilliamC » Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:23:18

3 kids is too many. I have none though I would love to at some point. I am going to regret this the rest of my life but can't jump into that.
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