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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jan 15, 2018 17:52:07

I have no problem with naming "We Built this City" as the worst song ever. I would like to nominate "Juke Box Hero" as #2, because that's what it is.
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Unread postby phatj » Mon Jan 15, 2018 23:12:13

Juke Box Hero rules. I mean, it's not good, but it's awesome
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Unread postby azrider » Tue Jan 16, 2018 13:41:27

the neighbors were surprised


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Seriously? Come on, if the guy isn't a rockstar, magician or some European male model he's killing, raping or kidnapping.

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Unread postby Monkeyboy » Tue Jan 16, 2018 13:55:49

phatj wrote:Juke Box Hero rules. I mean, it's not good, but it's awesome


yup, plus it reminds me of my youth. It was on the jukebox at the pizza place in my hometown and whoever played was a goddamn jukebox hero in my book.
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Unread postby Grotewold » Tue Jan 16, 2018 14:27:36

Uncle Milty wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I have no problem with naming "We Built this City" as the worst song ever. I would like to nominate "Juke Box Hero" as #2, because that's what it is.

Donny osmond and "go away little girl" disagree. You're knee deep in the hoopla on this one.


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Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Jan 16, 2018 14:34:53

Bought Vanilla Coke by mistake. It tastes just like rum and Coke.
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Unread postby Bucky » Tue Jan 16, 2018 14:36:19

Seriously look at these lyrics

like a 6th grader's first attempt at songwriting



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Unread postby Napalm » Tue Jan 16, 2018 14:42:40

4th grade actually


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Unread postby mtcal » Tue Jan 16, 2018 15:40:28

#ncdb

last spring mom retired after 38 years (40 calendar) teaching in upper darby school district

today they're moving out of their house in aston that they've had since 1978 to their new home in barnegat (not barnegat light) nj

38 years of crap in that house what a bunch of fun
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Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Jan 16, 2018 19:49:06

Found a hundred dollar bill while sifting through the massive pile of mail on my table. Not sure where it came from as all Christmas money has been accounted for.
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Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Jan 16, 2018 19:59:25

gf is in her best friend's wedding in 3.5 weeks. groom's mother was told today that there were no more options to treat her cancer and they were going to make her comfortable. really hope she makes it to then.

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Unread postby jamiethekiller » Tue Jan 16, 2018 20:10:56

ReadingPhilly wrote:gf is in her best friend's wedding in 3.5 weeks. groom's mother was told today that there were no more options to treat her cancer and they were going to make her comfortable. really hope she makes it to then.


It stinks a lot. My dad went into hospice 2 weeks before my wedding and wasn't in any condition to be present :(

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Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Jan 16, 2018 20:32:00

jamiethekiller wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:gf is in her best friend's wedding in 3.5 weeks. groom's mother was told today that there were no more options to treat her cancer and they were going to make her comfortable. really hope she makes it to then.


It stinks a lot. My dad went into hospice 2 weeks before my wedding and wasn't in any condition to be present :(


dang man. didn't know that. sorry :(

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Unread postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Jan 17, 2018 01:22:48

As if Devil Dogs weren't sweet enough, the brainiacs at Drakes thought it'd be a good idea to dip them in chocolate. Ugh. I just had one, well, I took one bite and threw it out.

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Unread postby meatball » Wed Jan 17, 2018 02:02:30

ReadingPhilly wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:gf is in her best friend's wedding in 3.5 weeks. groom's mother was told today that there were no more options to treat her cancer and they were going to make her comfortable. really hope she makes it to then.


It stinks a lot. My dad went into hospice 2 weeks before my wedding and wasn't in any condition to be present :(


dang man. didn't know that. sorry :(


Sorry, Jamie :’(
who talks like that? goodness.

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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Wed Jan 17, 2018 14:37:01

Meatball, how's utah treating ya?
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Unread postby Polar Bear Phan » Wed Jan 17, 2018 22:22:44

Really glad that racist University of Alabama chick from Marlton is wearing apparel from non-Philly teams in her leaked pictures.

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Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 18, 2018 09:37:35

27 degrees out there! Sheesh!
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Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Jan 18, 2018 09:50:00

rode my bike to work today too. very cold!

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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:45:18

27? That's balmy. 11 this morning. No, I didn't ride to work.
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