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Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu Jan 18, 2018 21:32:37

I'm pretty sure the guy driving the uber I'm in has never driven a car before

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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Jan 18, 2018 22:31:29

jerseyhoya wrote:I'm pretty sure the guy driving the uber I'm in has never driven a car before


This isn't fair to say, he could just be really drunk.
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Unread postby Soren » Fri Jan 19, 2018 06:30:48

6 am daily standups: bad
6 am daily standup canceled before you wake up: murder
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Unread postby pacino » Fri Jan 19, 2018 09:10:53

televangelist Kenneth Copeland was able to buy a Gulfstream V from the donations he received from his parishioners' donations. wow

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Unread postby Slowhand » Fri Jan 19, 2018 09:45:32

Had a brief moment of panic this morning when I thought I had lost my wallet. Not fun! Turns out I left it in my car. Not smart!
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Unread postby CalvinBall » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:05:58

pacino wrote:televangelist Kenneth Copeland was able to buy a Gulfstream V from the donations he received from his parishioners' donations. wow



con men abound. cant even begin to think what his reasoning is to his church why they needed to buy that.

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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:41:35

God's will. Presumably, he preaches some version of prosperity gospel.
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Unread postby Soren » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:53:51

Seed money!
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Unread postby 1 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 15:28:08

Jesus doesn’t need a jet
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:37:50

The most annoying thing ever is when people in their early 30s complain about millennials.
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Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:39:53

TenuredVulture wrote:The most annoying thing ever is when people in their early 30s complain about millennials.


Phew! I’m 35!
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Unread postby slugsrbad » Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:31:02

TenuredVulture wrote:The most annoying thing ever is when people in their early 30s complain about millennials.


Do you let them know they're millenials too?
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Jan 20, 2018 20:24:37

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Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Jan 20, 2018 20:27:07

That is a cry for help if I've ever seen one.
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Unread postby Titlehungry » Mon Jan 22, 2018 02:24:44

Funny that McDonald's realized how toxic some of their food is and added another tier of the same food... you can have the icky McChicken for $1 but if you are rich and have $3 we have a better chicken sandwich for you... you can get the ever suspicious McNuggets pretty cheap but they have a pretty decent buttermilk chicken tender meal for the big spender
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Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:16:03

Nothing like championship Sunday to not notice the effects of an ear infection. But man is that thing kicking in right now

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Unread postby 1 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:21:39

Grotewold wrote:Nothing like championship Sunday to not notice the effects of an ear infection. But man is that thing kicking in right now

Almost a month later, and I’m still not back to 100%. Sucks. Sucks real hard.
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Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:47:17

Oof

I thought I had a tough stomach but the teaspoon of horseradish thing was almost a disaster

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Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:53:50

probably has more to do with the tide pod

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Unread postby Napalm » Tue Jan 23, 2018 09:52:40

Heath Ledger died 10 years ago. Time seems to pass in an instant when you read a reminder like this

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