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Unread postby Titlehungry » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:00:48

Apparently one of my fellow Mental Health Therapists at Hopkins is the Miss Pakistan USA 2017 1st Runner Up...
Even if you get run over by a clown car and pissed on by a busload of school children, it's still your responsibility to interpret the meaning of the event and choose a response

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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:19:01

You should ask her why she didn't have what it takes to win it all.
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Unread postby Werthless » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:28:19

Multiple times, within the first 5 minutes.

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Unread postby Titlehungry » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:37:50

I wish she'd wear the sash to work
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Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:48:08

I lost my favorite pen at work.
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Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Jan 18, 2018 13:48:39

Seems like you know exactly where it is

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Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 18, 2018 13:50:25

I bet Dennis stole it.
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jan 18, 2018 14:06:34

Speaking of pens, as I've aged, I've become ever more fussy about the pens I use.
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Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Jan 18, 2018 14:07:35

wanna join the pen fifteen club, tv?

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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jan 18, 2018 14:12:32

What is that?
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Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Jan 18, 2018 14:14:03

yes or no pal

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Unread postby Napalm » Thu Jan 18, 2018 14:16:43

calvin takin a page from james francos book

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Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 18, 2018 14:30:10

TenuredVulture wrote:Speaking of pens, as I've aged, I've become ever more fussy about the pens I use.


I’m with you here, professor.
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Unread postby Werthless » Thu Jan 18, 2018 15:47:41

TV already joined the No Pen 15 club.

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Unread postby thephan » Thu Jan 18, 2018 17:40:51

88-90 points - The Wine Advocate - “Ripe, medium- to full-bodied, nicely concentrated and with ripe tannin, it has real Cabernet character, lots of dark fruits, scorched earth and chocolate aromas and flavors, and a good finish. Drink 2016-2022.”
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jan 18, 2018 18:25:35

So the Tide Pod Challenge is an actual thing. Not to go all get off my lawn on today's youth, but participating in this challenge does seem like especially bad judgment. Looking forward to the smoke rat poison challenge.
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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jan 18, 2018 18:48:16

Saw a clip on one of the late night talk shows of people doing the ride pod challenge, this one guy had his tide pod and then put more tide on top of it. Then took a swig of tide. That doesn’t seem like it would be good for you.
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Unread postby Grotewold » Thu Jan 18, 2018 19:02:35

TenuredVulture wrote:So the Tide Pod Challenge is an actual thing. Not to go all get off my lawn on today's youth, but participating in this challenge does seem like especially bad judgment. Looking forward to the smoke rat poison challenge.


enjoy your werthers challenge

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Unread postby curveball » Thu Jan 18, 2018 19:17:13

I take rat poison every day....Coumadin

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Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 18, 2018 19:57:42

A lady just exited the men’s room. Rude!
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