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by **momadance** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:38:09

Slowhand wrote:It seems to have started as kind of a support group for dudes with pornography addiction, but now includes a bunch of dummies who think abstaining gives them all these powers above other men.

by **CalvinBall** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:41:25

that is mean!

by **Phred** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:46:04

Uncle Milty wrote:
Slowhand wrote:These idiots think it gives them superhuman powers. So dumb.

Captain blue balls

If being able to open my hand is a super power, then I guess no fapping would give me super powers.

On the other hand, my bicep is huge and my grip can crush steel.

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:53:03

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:57:26

I started a new ooutlook email account for a potential job search. Stupidly, I didn't write down my password anywhere. Even more stupidly, I changed my LinkedIn account to that email account. Catastrophically stupidly, I then changed my LinkedIn password - to something I don't remember.

Microsoft won't help ID you over the phone, and their authentication for changing your password on Outlook involved saying who you sent emails to and the subject lines of same. I honestly don't think I sent any after I set it up - in any event, I don't know the answers and it won't let me in. And so I would settle for deleting my LinkedIn account - only I need to remember the password for it to do that, and I can't do that either.

On the bright side: I guess I get a taste of immortality this way.

by **curveball** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:58:22

I'd like to see that movie again. "Say your prayers honey"

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 15:01:55

Slowhand wrote:
mickbayne wrote:I worked at Costco for ten years. People would return banana peels and rotisserie chicken carcasses. It was insane.

When I worked at Best Buy we had a lady (who clearly had some legitimate mental issues) come in all the time with the strangest complaints and stuff. One day she returned an empty Diet Coke and snickers wrapper because they gave her diarrhea.

I worked at Giant supermarket for like a year, and one time I went to pick up my paycheck on a Friday night (because no DD at that point for some reason), which I had to do at the service counter, and I got real annoyed because I was behind this dude who was holding up the line returning a full - full, I tell you - shopping cart of food. I waited and waited and was getting legit pissed, but I thought it best to calm down since I worked there after all and just make a snide remark to the customer service lady who, of course, I knew. Which I did. She proceeded to tell me that this dude came in, every week, and I am sorry I forget the exact figure but it was something like this, to the dollar: he would buy EXACTLY let's say $110 worth of groceries every week and come back a day later and return EXACTLY $90 worth, or something similar.

My mind spun cartwheels for a week trying to build the back story behind that one.

by 1 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 15:28:33

I’m not sure whether to be happy or disappointed that Kim Jawn Ill exists but has never tweeted.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 18:02:24

mozartpc27 wrote:
Slowhand wrote:
mickbayne wrote:I worked at Costco for ten years. People would return banana peels and rotisserie chicken carcasses. It was insane.

When I worked at Best Buy we had a lady (who clearly had some legitimate mental issues) come in all the time with the strangest complaints and stuff. One day she returned an empty Diet Coke and snickers wrapper because they gave her diarrhea.

I worked at Giant supermarket for like a year, and one time I went to pick up my paycheck on a Friday night (because no DD at that point for some reason), which I had to do at the service counter, and I got real annoyed because I was behind this dude who was holding up the line returning a full - full, I tell you - shopping cart of food. I waited and waited and was getting legit pissed, but I thought it best to calm down since I worked there after all and just make a snide remark to the customer service lady who, of course, I knew. Which I did. She proceeded to tell me that this dude came in, every week, and I am sorry I forget the exact figure but it was something like this, to the dollar: he would buy EXACTLY let's say $110 worth of groceries every week and come back a day later and return EXACTLY $90 worth, or something similar.

My mind spun cartwheels for a week trying to build the back story behind that one.

Maybe it was a way to get credit card points.

by **curveball** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 18:39:50

I can't remember the last time I returned an item I bought from a store. Maybe decades?

by **Slowhand** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 18:49:06

curveball wrote:I can't remember the last time I returned an item I bought from a store. Maybe decades?

I never do it either, unless it's really expensive. I've given away so many brand new clothes.

by **PrattRules** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 21:12:47

curveball wrote:Myself, I've always like women who were good with their hands.

I like chicks with small hands. They make my dick look bigger.

by **Soren** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 07:56:05

mickbayne wrote:I worked at Costco for ten years. People would return banana peels and rotisserie chicken carcasses. It was insane.

Or the once brand new grills bought in May, returned in September covered in months of grease and neglect

by **Bucky** » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:11:30

Just learned who mrs. Brady's first husband (and, presumably, the father of Three Very Lovely Girls) was. *mindblown*

by **Slowhand** » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:19:09

Bucky wrote:Just learned who mrs. Brady's first husband (and, presumably, the father of Three Very Lovely Girls) was. *mindblown*

Well, thanks for informing the rest of us who it was.

by **Bucky** » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:08:42

In 'a very brady sequel', Carol mentions her first husband, roy, was a professor whose ship had wrecked at sea. Another character then says that his son Gilligan was the first mate on that boat. Of course discrepancies abound; her first married name was revealed to be Martin on the original series, while everybody knows that the professor's last name is Hinckley. And in 'rescue from Gilligan's Island', he returns to his former teaching post without a mention of trying to locate his family. The more you know!

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat Jan 13, 2018 15:35:32

Wait, Bucky, your solution to the palm tree blocking your view of the beach in your ocean front room is to watch a very Brady sequel?

Someone get this man a mikes and drag him to the beach ffs!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jan 13, 2018 15:43:09

by **Slowhand** » Sat Jan 13, 2018 20:03:55

I've never seen The Godfather. Maybe I will change that tonight?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Jan 13, 2018 20:16:10

doubt it

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