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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Mar 01, 2018 13:00:58

No.
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Unread postby Napalm » Thu Mar 01, 2018 13:20:16

here's the thing about helicopters, i don't want to be around spinning helicopter blades

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Unread postby curveball » Thu Mar 01, 2018 13:33:16

RIP Vic Morrow

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Unread postby smitty » Thu Mar 01, 2018 15:43:07

Napalm wrote:here's the thing about helicopters, i don't want to be around spinning helicopter blades


I rode in many, many helicopters. When things go wrong, many can auto rotate and land OK. It's dicey though.

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Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Mar 01, 2018 21:30:18

Working from home tomorrow. I think I'll start this weekend off with a Churchill martini.
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Thu Mar 01, 2018 23:50:02

Napalm wrote:here's the thing about helicopters, i don't want to be around spinning helicopter blades


Maybe you were traumatized by Indiana Jones, though I guess that was actually a plane, better known as a sidewayscopter.
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Thu Mar 01, 2018 23:51:14

PrattRules wrote:Working from home tomorrow. I think I'll start this weekend off with a Churchill martini.


Here, I've taken the vermouth out for you.

Enough?
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Mar 02, 2018 02:35:40

I have a new cat. This cat disappears for hours at a time, but I can always summon her by sitting down at the keyboard, where she likes to rest and occasionally do a turn so she can stick her butt in my face. She is most definitely a cat.
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Unread postby Slowhand » Fri Mar 02, 2018 02:44:27

swishnicholson wrote:I have a new cat. This cat disappears for hours at a time


Only good cat there is.
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Unread postby Phred » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:05:37

Bill McNeal wrote:
Slowhand wrote:I imagine liquor store employees get their fair share of interesting characters.


Oh yeah, this place backs up to some pretty sketchy looking apartments too, whenever I stop there are always some characters in there.


Ummm...this may be awkward but I think Slowhand was talking about you, Bill.
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Unread postby pacino » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:29:13

interviewed a 98 year old

wonder if I should CHECK FOR HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!?!?!!
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Unread postby pacino » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:30:17

swishnicholson wrote:I have a new cat. This cat disappears for hours at a time, but I can always summon her by sitting down at the keyboard, where she likes to rest and occasionally do a turn so she can stick her butt in my face. She is most definitely a cat.

we have a cat that will disappear for hours and then when I go to the basement to do a little treadmill work and some stretching he jumps on me
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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:47:19

pacino wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:I have a new cat. This cat disappears for hours at a time, but I can always summon her by sitting down at the keyboard, where she likes to rest and occasionally do a turn so she can stick her butt in my face. She is most definitely a cat.

we have a cat that will disappear for hours and then when I go to the basement to do a little treadmill work and some stretching he jumps on me


We’ve got two cats and they would disappear for hours and hours at one point we thought they got out because we just couldn’t find them. We have their litter box in a closet in the basement, when we moved in there was a cat door already there so it was a perfect spot to put it. The closet isn’t finished and has the water tank and stuff in it as well, but the rest of the basement is finished. So it turns out there is a gap between studs that leads to a a space between the drywall and the foundation and they were hanging out in there doing whatever cats do.
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Fri Mar 02, 2018 14:06:16

Bill McNeal wrote:
pacino wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:I have a new cat. This cat disappears for hours at a time, but I can always summon her by sitting down at the keyboard, where she likes to rest and occasionally do a turn so she can stick her butt in my face. She is most definitely a cat.

we have a cat that will disappear for hours and then when I go to the basement to do a little treadmill work and some stretching he jumps on me


We’ve got two cats and they would disappear for hours and hours at one point we thought they got out because we just couldn’t find them. We have their litter box in a closet in the basement, when we moved in there was a cat door already there so it was a perfect spot to put it. The closet isn’t finished and has the water tank and stuff in it as well, but the rest of the basement is finished. So it turns out there is a gap between studs that leads to a a space between the drywall and the foundation and they were hanging out in there doing whatever cats do.


We have this storage room off the carport, and I was in there last night looking for nails. One of our cats must have followed me in, but I didn't notice. So I closed the door. This morning, I went to get my bike to go to work, and I guess that cat spent the night in there.
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Fri Mar 02, 2018 14:21:09

I'm eating a cliff bar for the first time. It tastes like vitamins.
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Unread postby jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 02, 2018 14:27:37

my ack a me had cliff bars on sale for a dollar for months. it was glorious. the nut butter ones are from heaven

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Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Mar 02, 2018 14:28:05

TenuredVulture wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:
pacino wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:I have a new cat. This cat disappears for hours at a time, but I can always summon her by sitting down at the keyboard, where she likes to rest and occasionally do a turn so she can stick her butt in my face. She is most definitely a cat.

we have a cat that will disappear for hours and then when I go to the basement to do a little treadmill work and some stretching he jumps on me


We’ve got two cats and they would disappear for hours and hours at one point we thought they got out because we just couldn’t find them. We have their litter box in a closet in the basement, when we moved in there was a cat door already there so it was a perfect spot to put it. The closet isn’t finished and has the water tank and stuff in it as well, but the rest of the basement is finished. So it turns out there is a gap between studs that leads to a a space between the drywall and the foundation and they were hanging out in there doing whatever cats do.


We have this storage room off the carport, and I was in there last night looking for nails. One of our cats must have followed me in, but I didn't notice. So I closed the door. This morning, I went to get my bike to go to work, and I guess that cat spent the night in there.


I bet that cat gave you such a look.
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Fri Mar 02, 2018 14:33:03

swishnicholson wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:
pacino wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:I have a new cat. This cat disappears for hours at a time, but I can always summon her by sitting down at the keyboard, where she likes to rest and occasionally do a turn so she can stick her butt in my face. She is most definitely a cat.

we have a cat that will disappear for hours and then when I go to the basement to do a little treadmill work and some stretching he jumps on me


We’ve got two cats and they would disappear for hours and hours at one point we thought they got out because we just couldn’t find them. We have their litter box in a closet in the basement, when we moved in there was a cat door already there so it was a perfect spot to put it. The closet isn’t finished and has the water tank and stuff in it as well, but the rest of the basement is finished. So it turns out there is a gap between studs that leads to a a space between the drywall and the foundation and they were hanging out in there doing whatever cats do.


We have this storage room off the carport, and I was in there last night looking for nails. One of our cats must have followed me in, but I didn't notice. So I closed the door. This morning, I went to get my bike to go to work, and I guess that cat spent the night in there.


I bet that cat gave you such a look.


She was pretty pissed.
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Unread postby Phred » Fri Mar 02, 2018 15:05:03

Once, I closed our cat in our bedroom when we went to the beach for a week. THAT was a pissed off cat.
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