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couldn't stop laughing at how serious he was about it

Just to make sure I've got it straight, this avocado toast thing involves both toast and avocado, right?

FB: ppl you may know - girl you went on 3 dates with 3 years ago w/ a profile pic from her wedding

facebook.................thank you

Woke up thinking today was Wednesday. But in actual fact, it is Thursday. One day closer to the end of the week. What a pleasant surprise!

Thursday > Wednesday for sure. Gonna drink a little tonight I think.

I stopped at the liquor store yesterday on my way home from work, it was in Newark, near the college. The guy in front of me was buying a single largish bottle of Miller Lite and pad for it in change. Then he asked the clerk if he could get another one and pay tomorrow for it. The clerk said "does this look like a bank?" the guys said no and walked off. I stepped up to pay and the clerk says to me "that guy comes in every day and buys the same thing, and he's always $.05 short and I let him owe me once for it, the next day he comes in and gives me a nickel and buys a bottle, but he's $.05 short, then another day it was $.10 until eventually he owed me $10 and I cut him off, then he paid me back and now I don't give him credit anymore."

Felt like I was getting the director's commentary of a visit to the liquor store.

ReadingPhilly wrote:https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/969043885216423936

couldn't stop laughing at how serious he was about it

Should have been photoshopped onto a snowflake, apparently.

Someone post damnit. I'm bored, entertain me

well it sure beats raising cattle

Bill McNeal wrote:Thursday > Wednesday for sure. Gonna drink a little tonight I think.

I stopped at the liquor store yesterday on my way home from work, it was in Newark, near the college. The guy in front of me was buying a single largish bottle of Miller Lite and pad for it in change. Then he asked the clerk if he could get another one and pay tomorrow for it. The clerk said "does this look like a bank?" the guys said no and walked off. I stepped up to pay and the clerk says to me "that guy comes in every day and buys the same thing, and he's always $.05 short and I let him owe me once for it, the next day he comes in and gives me a nickel and buys a bottle, but he's $.05 short, then another day it was $.10 until eventually he owed me $10 and I cut him off, then he paid me back and now I don't give him credit anymore."

Felt like I was getting the director's commentary of a visit to the liquor store.

Clerks 3: Keep on.. Clerkin

forgot how much ear wax my ears build up until i start using ear buds again. probably pulled out a liters worth this past 2 weeks

I imagine liquor store employees get their fair share of interesting characters.

Slowhand wrote:I imagine liquor store employees get their fair share of interesting characters.

Oh yeah, this place backs up to some pretty sketchy looking apartments too, whenever I stop there are always some characters in there.

Napalm wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:Thursday > Wednesday for sure. Gonna drink a little tonight I think.

I stopped at the liquor store yesterday on my way home from work, it was in Newark, near the college. The guy in front of me was buying a single largish bottle of Miller Lite and pad for it in change. Then he asked the clerk if he could get another one and pay tomorrow for it. The clerk said "does this look like a bank?" the guys said no and walked off. I stepped up to pay and the clerk says to me "that guy comes in every day and buys the same thing, and he's always $.05 short and I let him owe me once for it, the next day he comes in and gives me a nickel and buys a bottle, but he's $.05 short, then another day it was $.10 until eventually he owed me $10 and I cut him off, then he paid me back and now I don't give him credit anymore."

Felt like I was getting the director's commentary of a visit to the liquor store.

Clerks 3: Keep on.. Clerkin

Electric Clerk-a-loo!

jamiethekiller wrote:forgot how much ear wax my ears build up until i start using ear buds again. probably pulled out a liters worth this past 2 weeks

They say you’re not supposed to use Q-Tips and such to clean your ears, and that any buildup will just fall out naturally in time. As an experiment, I stopped for a like a year. One day I woke up and there was a huge, disgusting glob of wax on my pillow. Now I've gone back to the Q-Tip.

i just plunge with my finger or the earbud

I have an ear wax vacuum thing that I've never used. I think it might be time to break it in.

Should I get a Mushroom, Tomato & Roasted Garlic Burger w/ Fontina Cheese on Focaccia or build my own pizza?

from where

Cafeteria at work. They are actually really good, best work cafeteria food I've ever had by far. They actually make everything fresh and stuff.

guess it depends really... do you plan on having pizza or a burger tomorrow for dinner?