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Unread postby Monkeyboy » Thu Feb 22, 2018 14:50:38

it's also possible you're incontinent
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Unread postby Phred » Thu Feb 22, 2018 15:52:02

Monkeyboy wrote:it's also possible you're incontinent


I'm pretty sure he is in North America.
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Unread postby phatj » Thu Feb 22, 2018 23:25:18

Bill McNeal wrote:
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BigEd76 wrote:If an NHL team finishes a season 36-35-11, why is that considered a "winning record" when they basically went 36-46?

Why do you count all ties as losses?


There are no longer ties. It’s a 5 min 3v3 overtime and then a shootout until someone wins. The 11 is shootout/overtime losses and yet they are worth a point.

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Unread postby Titlehungry » Fri Feb 23, 2018 01:36:38

Uncle Milty wrote:Can't believe my neighbors are running their AC.


We had it on here on Wednesday... it was 80
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Feb 23, 2018 18:41:54

Websites seemed to have spent a long time getting better and easier to navigate, and now are getting consistently worse.
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Fri Feb 23, 2018 21:09:06

swishnicholson wrote:Websites seemed to have spent a long time getting better and easier to navigate, and now are getting consistently worse.

The internet is just a fad.
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Unread postby Bucky » Fri Feb 23, 2018 21:13:32

I am so very over reading a site for like 45 seconds and suddenly the screen gets overwritten with a message box asking you to subscribe :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

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Unread postby The Dude » Fri Feb 23, 2018 21:39:05

I’m having beers at the bar with the cirque du soleil cast that just checked in
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Feb 23, 2018 22:08:35

The Dude wrote:I’m having beers at the bar with the cirque du soleil cast that just checked in


Yell, "What kind of hoops does a guy have to jump through to get a beer around here!!??" at the bartender.
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Unread postby The Dude » Fri Feb 23, 2018 22:17:09

:lol:
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Unread postby The Dude » Fri Feb 23, 2018 22:27:40

Bartender threw a bottle at me
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Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Feb 24, 2018 19:48:09

For all the crap that you hear about electric guitar players being obnoxious in guitar stores, the acoustic guitar players are by far much more obnoxious. They tend to play louder for longer periods of time. Most of the people playing electric guitars keep the volume fairly reasonable, and if they do crank it up, it’s usually only for a minute or two. And there is always—ALWAYS—one or a group of douches who turn the acoustic room into their practice/performance space, and they just HAVE to sing while someone records it. Do you really have to go through your entire shitty open mic night set list? And in 15 years or so of going into these stores, I’ve never once heard anyone in the electric guitars playing “Smoke on the Water” or “Stairway to Heaven” or any of the other songs that apparently are played all the time. At any rate, I bought a new guitar today.
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Sun Feb 25, 2018 17:19:41

You know what I'm tired of? wizlah posts.
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Unread postby 1 » Sun Feb 25, 2018 18:50:48

Did you have to google “meet me at McDonald’s” before or after this post?
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Sun Feb 25, 2018 18:59:30

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Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 25, 2018 20:04:08

Milty fell off the wagon. :(
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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Feb 25, 2018 20:23:31

Slowhand wrote:Milty fell off the wagon. :(


about fucking time
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Unread postby Bucky » Sun Feb 25, 2018 20:31:54

he's in training for BSG XI

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Unread postby Soren » Mon Feb 26, 2018 07:47:18

pretty tired atm
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Unread postby Napalm » Mon Feb 26, 2018 07:54:38

the sun will come up soon Soren. sweet avi, is that a magic card

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