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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Titlehungry » Sun Feb 18, 2018 20:58:49

Sometimes you get great deals on soon to be expiring meat... I usually just freeze it
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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Shore » Sun Feb 18, 2018 23:00:58

Slowhand wrote:Went to go wash my car this morning. There is a spot at my apartment complex to do it, but only room enough for one car at a time. I get there and there’s someone already there. So I pull into a spot a bit further down and wait. Dude is done washing his car, and instead of moving his car to dry it, starts to dry it where he is so no one else can pull in to use the hose, etc. No big deal, he probably doesn’t realize I’m waiting and it won’t take him that long to finish drying anyway, so I can wait. He’s done drying, then proceeds to start waxing. Well, crap, that’ll take forever. So I pull up and ask if he’s done using the hose and all. He says yes. I ask if he wouldn’t mind switching spots with me since he really doesn’t need to be in that spot anymore, but I do to wash my car. He looks at me like I just asked him if could borrow 20 grand and says, “Yeah, I think you can wait until I’m done”. ffs.



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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:00:32

Moz, what's the story behind the username change?
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Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:28:28

Wheels Tupay wrote:Moz, what's the story behind the username change?


I questioned it and was made fun of as if I should’ve known. *shruggie*
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Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:33:30

he said to pm him if you want the story

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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:09:09

Maybe I’ll send a self addressed stamped envelope.
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Unread postby Monkeyboy » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:13:24

Werthless wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Went to go wash my car this morning. There is a spot at my apartment complex to do it, but only room enough for one car at a time. I get there and there’s someone already there. So I pull into a spot a bit further down and wait. Dude is done washing his car, and instead of moving his car to dry it, starts to dry it where he is so no one else can pull in to use the hose, etc. No big deal, he probably doesn’t realize I’m waiting and it won’t take him that long to finish drying anyway, so I can wait. He’s done drying, then proceeds to start waxing. Well, crap, that’ll take forever. So I pull up and ask if he’s done using the hose and all. He says yes. I ask if he wouldn’t mind switching spots with me since he really doesn’t need to be in that spot anymore, but I do to wash my car. He looks at me like I just asked him if could borrow 20 grand and says, “Yeah, I think you can wait until I’m done”. ffs.

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Unread postby PrattRules » Mon Feb 19, 2018 15:03:49

ReadingPhilly wrote:he said to pm him if you want the story


and if you would like my reaction to the pm moz sent, pm me.
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Mon Feb 19, 2018 17:07:26

I received a $25 amazon gift card. What should I buy?
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Unread postby Napalm » Mon Feb 19, 2018 17:10:46

rice

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Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 19, 2018 17:13:27

That reminds me, I got an Amazon gift card for Christmas. Forgot all about it yesterday when I ordered some GOODIES.
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Unread postby Bucky » Mon Feb 19, 2018 20:54:59

just hit a wrong button on my samsung pay app and found that not only do I have a $10 amazon gift card, I also have $10 from Regal theaters as well as $5 from Domino's (yuck, but the kid eats it) and $25 from gamestop. #winning

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Unread postby Titlehungry » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:33:10

Maybe we need a what is your current gift card situation thread?

I currently have $25 for Gamestop, $20 for Target, and $10 for KMart
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:26:53

I'd spend that K-mart right away. Socks, underwear--you can never have too many of those things.
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Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:32:11

How in the world did you even receive a k mart gift card?
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:42:40

Slowhand wrote:How in the world did you even receive a k mart gift card?


One time, I was working on a project doing research on the effectiveness of HIV prevention programs with high risk populations. Among other things, we used K-mart gift cards as incentives for completing a survey.
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Unread postby Titlehungry » Tue Feb 20, 2018 13:05:36

Got it with whatever was left of my MY Points rewards after I got the good cards... got it on the cheap... with the one in Crofton going out of business, figured I could soon get half the store for $10 on closeouts
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Unread postby ashton » Tue Feb 20, 2018 13:50:36

My mom emails me this morning that there's a picture of my dad in this today's Inquirer. He's part of the crowd that Jason Kelce is talking to. I go to the parade and catch the flu, my dad goes to Florida and get's his picture in the paper standing 15 feet from the parade MVP.

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Unread postby Napalm » Tue Feb 20, 2018 17:39:20

absolutely insane day weather wise. Interestingly, i remember last presidents day, the weather was awesome too.
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Unread postby Bucky » Tue Feb 20, 2018 18:49:09

ashton wrote:Igototheparadeandcatchtheflu,mydadgoestoFloridaandgetshispictureinthepaperstanding15feetfromtheparadeMVP.com

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