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Unread postby PrattRules » Sat Feb 17, 2018 01:55:19

Yeah, and wearing a condom would limit the risk of pregnancy and STDs, but I live in the real world.
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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Napalm » Sat Feb 17, 2018 08:24:00

pro tip: put yer cottage cheese in a condom for safer digestion

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Unread postby Bucky » Sat Feb 17, 2018 09:06:47

PrattRules wrote:Yeah, and wearing a condom would limit the risk of pregnancy and STDs, but I live in the real world.



the real world, where you have no opportunity to use a condom?

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Unread postby jamiethekiller » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:30:04

Cottage cheese is divine

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Unread postby CalvinBall » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:36:30

Used to have it with apple butter growing up

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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:36:55

You're divine
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Unread postby Monkeyboy » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:18:46

omg, I haven't thought about apple butter in years. My grandmother used to make it from the trees in her back yard. So good.
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Unread postby Bucky » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:25:30

Your grandmom had butter trees?

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Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:55:26

Bucky wrote:Your grandmom had butter trees?


Better than a butter face.

Cottage cheese is yucky.
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Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Feb 17, 2018 13:11:15

are you not supposed to use contractions in papers? I forgot all about that

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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sat Feb 17, 2018 13:16:15

jamiethekiller wrote:Cottage cheese is divine


Yes, love it with tons of ground black pepper
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Feb 17, 2018 13:17:09

If you're studying obstetrics I think you'd have to.

I'm sorry, I think you would do to have to.
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Feb 17, 2018 13:18:49

For those no longer residing in the print era, the new Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue theme is larger, modern women, who are just as confused as those in the past on how to secure a swimsuit top.
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Unread postby Bucky » Sat Feb 17, 2018 14:33:08

I'm IN.

<even though my buddy's niece is amongst said wimminz>

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Unread postby phatj » Sat Feb 17, 2018 15:03:15

Show of hands - who makes their bed every morning?
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Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Feb 17, 2018 15:05:54

Messy bed, messy head (/PiP)
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Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Feb 17, 2018 15:09:43

phatj wrote:Show of hands - who makes their bed every morning?

I do

but only because of my better half insists

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Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Feb 17, 2018 15:33:04

swishnicholson wrote:If you're studying obstetrics I think you'd have to.

I'm sorry, I think you would do to have to.


this was supposed to be in reply to housh's comment about not using contractions in formal writing.

Yeah, I'd avoid them, though I can't say never. I think a shan't or two classes things up.
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Unread postby Monkeyboy » Sat Feb 17, 2018 16:54:17

i kinda half make it when i go to bed at night, so put me down for a no. my wife will sometimes make it if she wakes up after me.
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Unread postby PrattRules » Sat Feb 17, 2018 19:06:16

phatj wrote:Show of hands - who makes their bed every morning?


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