Life is too short to make your bed.

phatj wrote:Show of hands - who makes their bed every morning?

Nope. I'm also anti-sheets, since I moved around too much... Just a blanket. It would take 10 seconds to do, but I see no reason to.

Making the bed, like mowing the lawn, is a task that takes little effort but has an outsized effect in making the entire surroundings look better, and bringing order to everyday life.

No, I don't.

Werthless wrote:

phatj wrote:Show of hands - who makes their bed every morning?

Nope. I'm also anti-sheets, since I moved around too much... Just a blanket. It would take 10 seconds to do, but I see no reason to.

Truth.

My kids are watching the emoji movie. The hand emoji has a butt.

Went to go wash my car this morning. There is a spot at my apartment complex to do it, but only room enough for one car at a time. I get there and there’s someone already there. So I pull into a spot a bit further down and wait. Dude is done washing his car, and instead of moving his car to dry it, starts to dry it where he is so no one else can pull in to use the hose, etc. No big deal, he probably doesn’t realize I’m waiting and it won’t take him that long to finish drying anyway, so I can wait. He’s done drying, then proceeds to start waxing. Well, crap, that’ll take forever. So I pull up and ask if he’s done using the hose and all. He says yes. I ask if he wouldn’t mind switching spots with me since he really doesn’t need to be in that spot anymore, but I do to wash my car. He looks at me like I just asked him if could borrow 20 grand and says, “Yeah, I think you can wait until I’m done”. ffs.

And you just took that?

I scoffed and said “whatever!”. Got him!

fuck him up with the hose

Day just got much better after eating a delicious PORTERHOUSE STEAK I cooked. Turned out much better on the stove than I ever could have hoped.

Take a shit on the hood of his car

Slowhand wrote:I scoffed and said “whatever!”. Got him!

you should have screamed that we "are living in a society."

Did he know you were waiting all that time? Maybe that would have made a difference.

Monkeyboy wrote:

Slowhand wrote:I scoffed and said “whatever!”. Got him!

you should have screamed that we "are living in a society."

Did he know you were waiting all that time? Maybe that would have made a difference.

Not sure, but I don't think it should matter.

Seduce his wife, talk her into murdering him, have her sign over the title to the car before she gets carted off to prison, drive the car into a swamp.

That's what I would do.

swishnicholson wrote:Seduce his wife, talk her into murdering him, have her sign over the title to the car before she gets carted off to prison, drive the car into a swamp.

That's what I would do.

This is why you might just make the HOF.

Don’t shit on his hood. Pee on his windshield, he won’t know that it happened but whenever he uses the heat his car will smell like piss.

Bill McNeal wrote:Don’t shit on his hood. Pee on his windshield, he won’t know that it happened but whenever he uses the heat his car will smell like piss.

Eat asparagus first.

TenuredVulture wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:Don’t shit on his hood. Pee on his windshield, he won’t know that it happened but whenever he uses the heat his car will smell like piss.

Eat asparagus first.

That’s the spirit!

Slowhand wrote:Went to go wash my car this morning. There is a spot at my apartment complex to do it, but only room enough for one car at a time. I get there and there’s someone already there. So I pull into a spot a bit further down and wait. Dude is done washing his car, and instead of moving his car to dry it, starts to dry it where he is so no one else can pull in to use the hose, etc. No big deal, he probably doesn’t realize I’m waiting and it won’t take him that long to finish drying anyway, so I can wait. He’s done drying, then proceeds to start waxing. Well, crap, that’ll take forever. So I pull up and ask if he’s done using the hose and all. He says yes. I ask if he wouldn’t mind switching spots with me since he really doesn’t need to be in that spot anymore, but I do to wash my car. He looks at me like I just asked him if could borrow 20 grand and says, “Yeah, I think you can wait until I’m done”. ffs.

Read Count of Monte Cristo. Then think up a long term revenge.

Went grocery shopping today and they had a package of shaved chicken breast on clearance (expiring on Tuesday) so I bought it and some amaroso rolls and made buffalo chicken cheese steaks for dinner. Never made them before but it turned out incredibly.