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Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Feb 03, 2018 23:55:48

Houshphandzadeh wrote:nothing better than a good pear...


Except a pair of good pears.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 04, 2018 00:17:34

There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat.

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Unread postby Phred » Sun Feb 04, 2018 08:54:37

I like them really hard and crunchy which I know is not normal.
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Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 04, 2018 09:09:43

Phred wrote:I like them really hard and crunchy which I know is not normal.


Blatant /PiP bait.
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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:37:54

Going to the supermarket this morning, I’m going to get a couple pears!
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Unread postby PrattRules » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:41:04

Slowhand wrote:Ate a pear for the first time in my life today. Can't say I'm a huge fan of the pear.


I think I only had a pear once in my life. I just sampled some blackberries (pip) for the first time a few weeks ago. Meh.
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Unread postby PrattRules » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:42:14

I got a bad keto hangover going on right now. Somebody do something.
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Unread postby Bucky » Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:08:54

my boss sent a holiday basket with these alleged super pears. wife ate them.

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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:42:24

I wonder if canned pears aren't usually the way to go.
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Unread postby curveball » Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:52:12

I only had it a few times in my life but pear juice is very good.

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Unread postby curveball » Sun Feb 04, 2018 13:40:35

Colon health: When not juicing, eat the pear whole for its precious fiber, ideal for a light colon cleanse. Constipation: The pectin in pears is diuretic and give a mild laxative effect. Drinking pear juice regularly helps regulate bowel movement.
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Unread postby Bucky » Sun Feb 04, 2018 14:22:54

TenuredVulture wrote:I wonder if canned pears aren't usually the way to go.



they were put there by a man

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Unread postby PrattRules » Mon Feb 05, 2018 02:38:52

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A RANDOM THOUGHT. WE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL.
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Unread postby slugsrbad » Mon Feb 05, 2018 02:51:14

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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Feb 05, 2018 16:31:34

What thread am I allowed to bitch in for having to pay 4 dollars for a newspaper today?
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Unread postby Ace Rothstein » Mon Feb 05, 2018 16:49:05

Wheels Tupay wrote:What thread am I allowed to bitch in for having to pay 4 dollars for a newspaper today?


I didn’t even notice until the cashier asked for 9.50 when I bought the 2 Philly papers and the delco times this morning

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Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon Feb 05, 2018 17:46:52

Who knew an Eagles victory would be so bad for the stock market?
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Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 05, 2018 18:03:03

Wheels Tupay wrote:What thread am I allowed to bitch in for having to pay 4 dollars for a newspaper today?


That's highway robbery! No wonder the newspaper business is going the way of the dodo. (The dodo bird was also too pricey)
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon Feb 05, 2018 18:18:34

Ace Rothstein wrote:
Wheels Tupay wrote:What thread am I allowed to bitch in for having to pay 4 dollars for a newspaper today?


I didn’t even notice until the cashier asked for 9.50 when I bought the 2 Philly papers and the delco times this morning


Read it and weep (courtesy throwinrocks):

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Unread postby Bucky » Mon Feb 05, 2018 18:24:41

I still have mine!

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