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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Slowhand » Fri Feb 02, 2018 16:42:24

Bucky wrote:(l to r, front to back)

Y,Y,N,Y,Y,N,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y


Sexist.
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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Slowhand » Fri Feb 02, 2018 16:43:41

Uncle Milty wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:On the fence here about making some coffee.

Easy decision


WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Even when you only MIGHT want a cup of coffee you should have a cup of coffee or 12.


He’ll be up all night and he’s too old for that
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Unread postby pacino » Fri Feb 02, 2018 16:46:48

someone I know just announced she has breast cancer
someone else I know just said she needs a kidney because she has one left and it is only at 20% functioning

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Unread postby Wolfgang622 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 23:06:41

Uncle Milty wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:How weird would it be to go back to a house you lived in when you were 6 (1972) and knock on the door and ask to look around? Does it make a difference that the house is somewhat historical? (and that my parents were part of getting its historical provenance somehow recognized and I think have their name on a plaque or something?)


Less weird if you make contact before knocking on the door.

I drive by the house I grew up in every time I go up home but never thought to knock on the door. The asbestos singles are going strong almost 60 years after dad built the house!


My grandfather used to own something that was once called The Sleepy Hollow Ranch in Quakertown, PA. It was a bit of a thing, look it up. He owned it after its days as an entertainment venue were over, but people used to stop by all the time and ask to look around, because they met their wife there, or proposed to their wife there, etc. He, being a showboat (not unlike myself), loved this, and would give grandiose tours of the place.

I have always had very fond memories of the place and my current job is one where I often knock on strangers’ doors for a living. Therefore, a few years ago, when I found myself headed up that way to have lunch with a friend, I decided to look up where it was and discovered it was just a mile down the road from where I was. I went, knocked, and the people could not have been lovelier, gave me a little tour and everything.

Do it.
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Unread postby The Dude » Fri Feb 02, 2018 23:42:53

i agree to try it, but try and ask ahead of time.
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Re: You want random? I got your RANDOM right here, pal!

Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Feb 03, 2018 06:18:40

Another Saturday of waking up much earlier than I'd like. What the poop?
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Unread postby CFP » Sat Feb 03, 2018 08:31:10

That’s called FOLES FEVER baby

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Unread postby Phred » Sat Feb 03, 2018 09:01:53

My brother and I once stopped by my childhood home (we were in town for a funeral). We knocked on the door and it swung open. We continued to knock and ring the bell for a couple minutes but eventually determined that nobody was home. We did not go in as we didn't want to get shot or arrested but we poked our heads in and looked around a little. They fucked it all up.

Then we walked up the neighbor's driveway to check out the backyard and porch. They fucked that up, too. Ran into the neighbor and his wife and spent some time sitting on their porch and talking. They missed having us as neighbors.

This was 20+ years after we had moved out and it looked pretty dilapidated, too. Sad.
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Unread postby PrattRules » Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:59:20

Is spelling it as doughnut instead of donut pretentious nowadays?
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Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:00:54

PrattRules wrote:Is spelling it as doughnut instead of donut pretentious nowadays?


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Unread postby Bucky » Sat Feb 03, 2018 14:17:09

No. Nut.

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Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Feb 03, 2018 16:52:23

How about beignet Americaine?
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Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Feb 03, 2018 21:03:44

Ate a pear for the first time in my life today. Can't say I'm a huge fan of the pear.
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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sat Feb 03, 2018 21:23:05

What in the fuck?
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Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Feb 03, 2018 21:51:29

Bill McNeal wrote:What in the fuck?


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Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Feb 03, 2018 21:53:44

is anyone going out of their way for pears?

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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sat Feb 03, 2018 22:11:00

I really enjoy a good pear.
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Unread postby phatj » Sat Feb 03, 2018 22:51:39

Image
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Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Feb 03, 2018 23:05:53

Bill McNeal wrote:I really enjoy a good pear.


That's the thing though. There's nothing better than a good pear, but a bad pear is very disappointing. And often you can't tell until you sink your teeth into one.
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Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Feb 03, 2018 23:14:50

nothing better than a good pear...

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