We lost. Thank Seranthony.

My sweet little girl just turned three.

She calls me by my first name and swears like a sailor.

Yesterday morning she woke me up by getting in my face and yelling, “Chris, where’s my fucking orange juice?”

When she thinks I’m sad, she says, “Dada, let’s go to the liquor store and get you a treat.”

Needless to say, I’m a proud dad.

meatball wrote:My sweet little girl just turned three.

She calls me by my first name and swears like a sailor.

Yesterday morning she woke me up by getting in my face and yelling, “Chris, where’s my fucking orange juice?”

When she thinks I’m sad, she says, “Dada, let’s go to the liquor store and get you a treat.”

Needless to say, I’m a proud dad.

meatball wrote:My sweet little girl just turned three.

She calls me by my first name and swears like a sailor.

Yesterday morning she woke me up by getting in my face and yelling, “Chris, where’s my fucking orange juice?”

When she thinks I’m sad, she says, “Dada, let’s go to the liquor store and get you a treat.”

Needless to say, I’m a proud dad.

That is beautiful.

Which reminds me, I missed the boat, but when do you guys think is the correct time to teach a child to mix a proper martini?

around 5pm

meatball wrote:My sweet little girl just turned three.

She calls me by my first name and swears like a sailor.

Yesterday morning she woke me up by getting in my face and yelling, “Chris, where’s my fucking orange juice?”

When she thinks I’m sad, she says, “Dada, let’s go to the liquor store and get you a treat.”

Needless to say, I’m a proud dad.

Won't be as cute when she's yelling in your face at 12.

Werthless wrote:

meatball wrote:My sweet little girl just turned three.

She calls me by my first name and swears like a sailor.

Yesterday morning she woke me up by getting in my face and yelling, “Chris, where’s my fucking orange juice?”

When she thinks I’m sad, she says, “Dada, let’s go to the liquor store and get you a treat.”

Needless to say, I’m a proud dad.

Won't be as cute when she's yelling in your face at 12.

Or when she's stealing your liquor at 15.

my second oldest (6) that i coach lost in her junior rookie league championship game 2-1 in 9 innings (3 extra).

we usually play on a teeball field with a softer ball and kids can hit that one pretty good. when we can, we play on a next sized up field with regular balls. there were 3 non-strikeout outs in the entire game. most of the kids can't get it out of the infield (and can only go one base). one ball literally was no more than 3 inches off the plate after it was hit (kid got a single out of it). when it gets to the outfield, if it's still in the outfield, the player can go to the next base. no bases on overthrows etc.

it was 0-0 after 5 innings. we scored one in the top of the 6th to take the lead into the bottom of the 6th. they scored one in the bottom of the 6th to tie it up. we had runners on in all 3 extra innings included bases loaded nobody out one time, but couldn't put anyone across the plate. our one kid saved the game when they had 2nd and third 2 outs and they hit a liner right at him at the pitching position and he nabbed it out of the air. fairly certain that was our first out by a caught ball the entire season.

they had 2nd and third 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th (had been raining since the 5th) and hit a slow dribbler at the pitcher. he stopped it and bobbled, made the throw wide to first base, game over.

tons of fun. i think 3 kids knew what was going on. my daughter managed a foul tip first time this season i think.

TenuredVulture wrote:

Werthless wrote:

meatball wrote:My sweet little girl just turned three.

She calls me by my first name and swears like a sailor.

Yesterday morning she woke me up by getting in my face and yelling, “Chris, where’s my fucking orange juice?”

When she thinks I’m sad, she says, “Dada, let’s go to the liquor store and get you a treat.”

Needless to say, I’m a proud dad.

Won't be as cute when she's yelling in your face at 12.

Or when she's stealing your liquor at 15.

Sounds just like mine... spoiler alert, she's going to Georgetown in the fall, and it's still cute. Good work.

Strong rec of balance bikes for kids. My four-year-old went from occasionally coasting on it indoors in January to fully riding it on his first try outside with the pedals yesterday.

The Natural

Little one turned two today. When we brought out the cake and candles, she squealed with glee and then put her head down and hid her face like she was embarrassed by the attention.

My son turns 11 today! We got him a cell phone for his birthday and took him to see Imagine Dragons a few weeks ago. These little fuckers grow up fast man.

My daughter turned 15 yesterday. When she gets home from camp in 3 weeks, she gets her driving permit.

Bill McNeal wrote:My son turns 11 today! We got him a cell phone for his birthday and took him to see Imagine Dragons a few weeks ago. These little fuckers grow up fast man.

Bill McNeal wrote:I want that Cole Hamels bobble head. Wife's due date is 7/16... hmmm.... is it worth possibly missing the birth of my child....

Can't remember what you decided.

Phred wrote:My daughter turned 15 yesterday. When she gets home from camp in 3 weeks, she gets her driving permit.

Hurry the fuck up, automation

Grotewold wrote:

Phred wrote:My daughter turned 15 yesterday. When she gets home from camp in 3 weeks, she gets her driving permit.

Hurry the fuck up, automation

Haha...truth.

I'm guessing that she and my son will the last generation that know how to actually drive.

I said that to my mom and sister (who has two young girls) yesterday and they looked at me like I was nuts. I'm banking on that shit

I'm wondering if I bought my last car last year... Last car I'll ever need to purchase. Once we have self-driving cars everywhere, I won't have the need to own one, as the shared model will make a lot more sense.

Numero 2 coming in March!