got one graduated high school now, one more to go and then I'll be looking at empty nest syndrome

Maybe you could take in a boarder. Calvin maybe.

I need someone who would help shovel the driveway

the kid almost swerved into a car while trying to merge yesterday. i thought i was going to have a heart attack.

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:got one graduated high school now, one more to go and then I'll be looking at empty nest syndrome

I'll be looking at empty nest syndrome about the time I retire and/or die.

middle aged orgies aren't so bad I guess

lethal wrote:

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:got one graduated high school now, one more to go and then I'll be looking at empty nest syndrome

I'll be looking at empty nest syndrome about the time I retire and/or die.

Yep this is my boat. I'll be 37 this July prior to child4 born at end of august.

Kid got a bunch of baseball cards for his birthday. He pulled out a Michael Conforto and threw it on the ground.

Good parenting

He also asked me to point out Chase Utley in a Dodgers team card, so who knows

I hope nobody minds if I sit in on this thread. I have come here to learn. Apparently some of my perceived parenting skills have come in to question. I hope to do better.

Nobody cares. Could have just read things and commented when you wanted.

You have to be respectful and ask. This could be like one of those closed AA meetings where you have to prove that you were some out of control alcoholic that had a minimum of at least 3 DUIs with at least one being extreme. If not you will be not so kindly asked to leave. You could explain to them about kicking the dog, making little sally cry and passing out naked in the front yard... it will not work. Just didn't want to get into a similar situation here.

I mean, you know this is a phillies board and nothing like what you described

She did the work over two days, so it wasn't done quickly, but Lil' Vulture did a great job painting what will be her new room. No drop cloth, and hardly any on the floor. I'm not sure if she wants a second coat. I don't think it needs one.

Lil meatball likes to call dad out in public. "Dada farted!"

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:middle aged orgies aren't so bad I guess

Geriatric orgies are the best. I think Crepe Galore was her name.

Youngest kid got the same teacher that oldest kid had last year. Whew.

have I mentioned that I want to kill my youngest child?

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:have I mentioned that I want to kill my youngest child?

All parents feel like that at some point. The trick is not to do it.