It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September Dash

Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Sep 11, 2020 15:40:52

Wheels Tupay wrote:I just hope Walker wasn't assigned to tell some kid that they have aids

That might just be why he was released. What if that's what JT and Girardi were talking about?

JT: Hey...skipper
Joe: How you doin'?
JT: Walker told me I have aids
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby heyeaglefn » Fri Sep 11, 2020 15:47:35

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Well, a troubling pre-game update from Joe Girardi. Zack Wheeler has had probs with fingernail before. He may lose the nail. They've consulted specialists. He might not be ready to pitch Monday. Sounds more serious that initially thought. Tough break for this team.

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Sep 11, 2020 16:11:02

Seidman:

The four newcomers — Phelps, Workman, Hembree and Hale ... have faced 115 batters and have an opponents' slash-line of .364/.452/.737/1.189. That is essentially a prime year from Barry Bonds.


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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby joe table » Fri Sep 11, 2020 18:48:17

heyeaglefn wrote:Jim Salisbury
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Well, a troubling pre-game update from Joe Girardi. Zack Wheeler has had probs with fingernail before. He may lose the nail. They've consulted specialists. He might not be ready to pitch Monday. Sounds more serious that initially thought. Tough break for this team.


Wtf get him cardi B’s nail tech I can find the lady on IG there are workarounds here

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Fri Sep 11, 2020 19:16:04

This would be a Mount Rushmore philly injury.

Wheeler: (Lost fingernail)

Up there with Peters: (Re-tore Achilles after scooter broke)
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby MoBettle » Fri Sep 11, 2020 19:42:25

PTOITWCFTPP wrote:This would be a Mount Rushmore philly injury.

Wheeler: (Lost fingernail)

Up there with Peters: (Re-tore Achilles after scooter broke)

Bynum injuring his knee bowling is obviously the Sixers entry
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Ace Rothstein » Fri Sep 11, 2020 19:42:51

PTOITWCFTPP wrote:This would be a Mount Rushmore philly injury.

Wheeler: (Lost fingernail)

Up there with Peters: (Re-tore Achilles after scooter broke)


No love for fultz doing wheelies

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby MoBettle » Fri Sep 11, 2020 19:44:03

I guess I spoke too soon there’s probably a Mount Rushmore of just Sixers injuries. Zhaire almost dying from nut allergies.
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Sep 11, 2020 19:52:30

Bynum bowling
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Sep 11, 2020 20:56:50

Per Elias, Nola became the second pitcher since 1893 to have a CGSHO with 10+ strikeouts in 7 innings or less (Vida Blue was the other 49 years ago)

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Ace Rothstein » Fri Sep 11, 2020 23:22:51

Wheeler to throw tomorrow to test his injury

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby 1 » Fri Sep 11, 2020 23:24:28

Ace Rothstein wrote:Wheeler to throw tomorrow to test his injury

So brave
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Napalm » Fri Sep 11, 2020 23:26:01

1 wrote:
Ace Rothstein wrote:Wheeler to throw tomorrow to test his injury

So brave

tough as nails, really

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby phorever » Sat Sep 12, 2020 03:47:26

Napalm wrote:
1 wrote:
Ace Rothstein wrote:Wheeler to throw tomorrow to test his injury

So brave

tough as nails, really

ouch!
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby phorever » Sat Sep 12, 2020 03:48:35

Ace Rothstein wrote:
PTOITWCFTPP wrote:This would be a Mount Rushmore philly injury.

Wheeler: (Lost fingernail)

Up there with Peters: (Re-tore Achilles after scooter broke)


No love for fultz doing wheelies

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Bucky » Sat Sep 12, 2020 08:34:17

phorever wrote:
Ace Rothstein wrote:
PTOITWCFTPP wrote:This would be a Mount Rushmore philly injury.

Wheeler: (Lost fingernail)

Up there with Peters: (Re-tore Achilles after scooter broke)


No love for fultz doing wheelies

spiderman?


SOMEBODY's gotta do wheelies, 'cause you know woddie ain't

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby BigEd76 » Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:46:41

Howard to the IL, Brogdon up

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Stay_Disappointed » Sun Sep 13, 2020 13:19:13

BigEd76 wrote:Howard to the IL, Brogdon up


2 shoulder injuries in 2 years? Hmmmm
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby ek20 » Sun Sep 13, 2020 18:40:49

MRI for Hoskins and JT upcoming
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Bill McNeal » Sun Sep 13, 2020 18:45:51

Got a 2 for 1 coupon.

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