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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby WilliamC » Thu Sep 10, 2020 22:37:22

Girardi might as well have have said "she" like Parcells did about Terry Glenn.
Do it again!

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Sep 10, 2020 23:11:59

Slowhand wrote:
@matt_breen wrote:Zack Wheeler was scratched from his start this weekend because he has a problem with his middle finger. Caught his nail yesterday putting on his pants. "Can't make this up," Joe Girardi said. Phillies hope he can pitch Monday.


"Just remember guys, they put their pants on the same way we do. Okay, maybe without major injury setbacks."
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby phorever » Fri Sep 11, 2020 03:46:35

i am out. ugly loss + stupid wheeler injury + insane schedule = too much.
BRING HOME THE GOAT!
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby CFP » Fri Sep 11, 2020 09:03:18

Workman's WHIP with us is 2.33. If we hadn't traded for him I don't even think he'd be on an MLB roster right now

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby stevemc » Fri Sep 11, 2020 09:18:54

CFP wrote:Workman's WHIP with us is 2.33. If we hadn't traded for him I don't even think he'd be on an MLB roster right now


They have to ditch him in the closer's role, right?

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby JFLNYC » Fri Sep 11, 2020 09:29:13

What’s Jose Mesa doing these days?
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Slowhand » Fri Sep 11, 2020 09:37:14

JFLNYC wrote:What’s Jose Mesa doing these days?


Posting on BSG under his Americanized name.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby joe table » Fri Sep 11, 2020 09:44:32

Slowhand wrote:
JFLNYC wrote:What’s Jose Mesa doing these days?


Posting on BSG under his Americanized name.


https://youtu.be/nuvYI8WgkSE

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby joe table » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:22:58

I’ve composed a short ditty about Brandon Workman and I hope you’ll enjoy it. Some adult language here in case you share my posts with your children

Musical accompaniment: https://youtu.be/HhiMEOhwuVw

You wanna blow the lead? Ensure Ls with high speed?
Finish 4th in the East? You put in Work bitch
You wanna “H” no “BS”? JT high fives at end?
Playoffs odds not quite dead? Don’t put in Work bitch
You wanna kill them team? Make Jake whine @ PC?
Troll BSG?
Put in Work bitch (repeat x3)
Now get to work bitch

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby The B1G Piece » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:28:16

joe table wrote:I’ve composed a short ditty about Brandon Workman and I hope you’ll enjoy it. Some adult language here in case you share my posts with your children

Musical accompaniment: https://youtu.be/HhiMEOhwuVw

You wanna blow the lead? Ensure Ls with high speed?
Finish 4th in the East? You put in Work bitch
You wanna “H” no “BS”? JT high fives at end?
Playoffs odds not quite dead? Don’t put in Work bitch
You wanna kill them team? Make Jake whine @ PC?
Troll BSG?
Put in Work bitch (repeat x3)
Now get to work bitch

:lol:

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby ek20 » Fri Sep 11, 2020 12:58:32

This short season is sort of a blessing in that it really magnifies the bullpen problem because each game means more. In 162, it might have gotten lost in the shuffle at least partially. The pen would still be bad of course
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Ace Rothstein » Fri Sep 11, 2020 14:53:47

Walker DFAed
Torreyes up

Morgan off the IL
Rosso the 29th man

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby MoBettle » Fri Sep 11, 2020 14:54:20

Problem solved
Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat.

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Sep 11, 2020 15:02:42

Klentak and Co.

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Slowhand » Fri Sep 11, 2020 15:08:50

Finally don't have to watch Walker blowing late inning leads.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby JUburton » Fri Sep 11, 2020 15:26:18

Wheeler might lose his nail and this thing become a long term issue. The 2020 Phillies!

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Ace Rothstein » Fri Sep 11, 2020 15:27:39

Slowhand wrote:Finally don't have to watch Walker blowing late inning leads.


Walker is the only reliefer with a 0.00 era I believe this year for them

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Sep 11, 2020 15:30:17

Fat Pitches and Skinny Jeans - A video yearbook
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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Slowhand » Fri Sep 11, 2020 15:32:19

JUburton wrote:Wheeler might lose his nail and this thing become a long term issue. The 2020 Phillies!


Just when I thought he had no lingering Mets stench.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: It's not a Marathon, it's a Sprint: Phillies September D

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Sep 11, 2020 15:36:08

I just hope Walker wasn't assigned to tell some kid that they have aids
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